little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
The Day , not the ( Chronic ) film .
Thank fuk , its nearly over . Didnt want to mention it too ealy in case it had me off .
Im severely incapacitated with , "Bollock-Ache" at present , me backs fukd , and Im so " off-it " on the tabs off the Doc , that Ive been calling the young girl in the ticket office whos been sorting me , her mates name !!!
I knew it was her , but somehow got a mental block , whereby her mates name just came to mind when I meant her. It may not sound much , but I felt terrible . Me toes proper curled .
Ive had not the best of days . ( Didn't cry though . )
What about you people ?
( Oh , and before someone says anything , yes , the pain was quite considerable . Well , it would be , what with my humungous sabsack . Nach' . )
Thank fuk , its nearly over . Didnt want to mention it too ealy in case it had me off .
Im severely incapacitated with , "Bollock-Ache" at present , me backs fukd , and Im so " off-it " on the tabs off the Doc , that Ive been calling the young girl in the ticket office whos been sorting me , her mates name !!!
I knew it was her , but somehow got a mental block , whereby her mates name just came to mind when I meant her. It may not sound much , but I felt terrible . Me toes proper curled .
Ive had not the best of days . ( Didn't cry though . )
What about you people ?
( Oh , and before someone says anything , yes , the pain was quite considerable . Well , it would be , what with my humungous sabsack . Nach' . )