Funny old people!

[Lisa]

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around
the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short
of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually
joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!' he shouted in a
firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?'

Ethel fished around in he r handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?'

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of
her, Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know-What' in his hand.

'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that *** Breathalyzer Test again!'

 

[coyney]

Lisa when doing my training we had to go to greaves hall hospital in Southport to care fore children and it was a nice day and those in wheel chairs where bored so we decided to take them out for a stroll and for some reason or other my mate bet me she could beat me in a race I'm not saying what the stake was but it was more fun than money so we started the finishing line was the hospital gate as we both approached flat out with the children having a ball our tutor appeared from nowhere and Chris smashed into him.we where both hauled up before the hospital and given warnings even though the only damage was a bruised tutor

 

[Lisa]

That's funny, I bet you nearly died though being caught red handed!

I worked in a nursing home when i was back in England and when all the residents were in bed a sleep we would race down the halls in the wheelchairs it was hilarious and lots of fun!

 

[coyney]

That's funny, I bet you nearly died though being caught red handed!

I worked in a nursing home when i was back in England and when all the residents were in bed a sleep we would race down the halls in the wheelchairs it was hilarious and lots of fun!

Only till you get caught funny enough after I qualified and was placed in charge of the ward I had to read the rot act to two students for sword fencing with crutches made me feel a bit two faced but I had no choice it was left on the things for me to do list and one of them was a in law went down well with the wife when her mum told her.