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800 metre final 1972 olympics. I think it was King David (Coleman) commentating

''And Juanterena opens his legs and shows us what he's got''
 
world cup game featuring brazil. 1/2 time and camera picks out 2 buxom beauties shaking their milk to the beat of a huge drum, played by a big hairy guy.
commentator : you didn't tell me the wife was coming Ron.
Big Ron : never mind that, she never told me she could play the drum.
 

And A trialist has scored.
I think he deserves a contract.

What do you mean? that's his name
 

She has a [Poor language removed] like a ripped out fireplace, like a well greased welly top and a face like a bag of smashed crabs.



Dodgy ground covered


(I have many many more, but even the dan man would ban me)
 
"He's always looking at his watch, always on edge"

"He's under the thumb lad - that's what it is"

"She says sh*t, he jumps on the shovel"
 
A few of my favourites.

"Ah! isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew"
Unknown.

"I'm not a believer in luck..... but I do believe you need it."
Alan Ball.

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered"
George Best.

"If we played like that every week we wouldn't be so inconsistent"
Bryan Robson.
 
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