GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Anyone heard that advert on the radio (Juice or City) for that club that Goat frequents? Think it's called Pink. Shocking.
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Only gays listen to Juice or City, FACT.
GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
My wife listens to them. I listen to iTunes exclusively. But in all seriousness though. It's shocking. I was dragged in their once with the missus and some people at a work's do. Think it was the only place open at the time. My god. Talk about an eye opener.
Strangely there were loads of gay scally's in shell suits and burberry caps. And some lad kept saying to me that he wasn't gay, and I was saying ok mate I'm married and very straight. I'm ok with it, are you? He ended up with one of the scallys. It was all a little bit too much.
I think I've said too much.
MY FRIGGIN GOD..............................
Your well, proper, proper gay.
"The only place open" such a gay lie.
I was going to go to Garlands once, didnt know where it was, didnt even want to go, but the lerds did. So walking up I said something like "If anybody touches me, theres gonna be murder", not realising that we where infact right outside.
Needless to say the bouncer told me I wasnt getting in.
Your well, proper, proper gay.
"The only place open" such a gay lie.
I was going to go to Garlands once, didnt know where it was, didnt even want to go, but the lerds did. So walking up I said something like "If anybody touches me, theres gonna be murder", not realising that we where infact right outside.
Needless to say the bouncer told me I wasnt getting in.
GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Yeah well they tried to drag us in Garlands first and I was knocked back because I didn't look gay enough. How bad is that? Like I'm going to go in there and **** gay lads. Not arsed.
I would have let you in, I reckon you got a bit of Graham Norton about you.
GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
No way. If I was gay I would like to think I was more like Antonio Banderas in Philadelphia. Not some flappy fairy like Norton.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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we went to mykanos whilst island hopping, about 10 of us
*shudders at memory recall
have to say, probably the best beach in greece and we got eyefulls of the best birds we ever saw in greece, BUT........
we had to take a minibus into the town on the night and whilst waiting as inconspicuously as possible in the bar, the ticket guy arrived doing the run that women do whilst crossing the road, shouting, "where's the 10 english guys, has anyone seen the 10 english queens" ffs.
so we head into town, arrive in a bar where the 60 y.o. barman serves us on skates whilst wearing leather hotpants, we've just ordered steins to try and erradicate the minibus journey when my mate says to him "where's good for us to go ", "well that depends luvvie, what you after c0ck or girls" * gulps "girls mate, deffo girls", "oooh, thats a shame cos this place is a right meat market later"
cue... 10 steins necked and 10 asses outa there, it was a nightmare though we were leggin' through the town like scared kids and every corner we turned revealed more open foreplay than the last.
we left the following morning, but overnight, due to having worn them in the sea my grape cons had turned bright pink and they were all i had to wear.
the same night was when someone had the phrase said to them that has gone down in our folklore, "ooh, come on, you're not telling me you've never had your arse licked"
*shudders at memory recall
have to say, probably the best beach in greece and we got eyefulls of the best birds we ever saw in greece, BUT........
we had to take a minibus into the town on the night and whilst waiting as inconspicuously as possible in the bar, the ticket guy arrived doing the run that women do whilst crossing the road, shouting, "where's the 10 english guys, has anyone seen the 10 english queens" ffs.
so we head into town, arrive in a bar where the 60 y.o. barman serves us on skates whilst wearing leather hotpants, we've just ordered steins to try and erradicate the minibus journey when my mate says to him "where's good for us to go ", "well that depends luvvie, what you after c0ck or girls" * gulps "girls mate, deffo girls", "oooh, thats a shame cos this place is a right meat market later"
cue... 10 steins necked and 10 asses outa there, it was a nightmare though we were leggin' through the town like scared kids and every corner we turned revealed more open foreplay than the last.
we left the following morning, but overnight, due to having worn them in the sea my grape cons had turned bright pink and they were all i had to wear.
the same night was when someone had the phrase said to them that has gone down in our folklore, "ooh, come on, you're not telling me you've never had your arse licked"
bluebastardo
Player Valuation: £40m
Good to see some GOT doors opening. 
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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Good to see some GOT doors opening.
YOU'RE not telling me you've never had your arsh licked
bluebastardo
Player Valuation: £40m
NeoNaoNeo
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The only thing you need to know about those Mac/PC ads is that PC is played by mother ******* John Hodgman, while the Mac is played by the nerdy sidekick from Die Hard 4.
Not a hard choice.
Bluelass
Player Valuation: £8m
you lot make me laugh, all as hard as nails, ready to batter anyone who steps out of line and then run away like a bunch of wussies because you're in a gay bar?
Tell me you're just joking?
What on earth do you expect gay people to do to you?
I can never understand why some men are so paranoid and homophobic? Not all of you could have gone to public schools surely?
Tell me you're just joking?
What on earth do you expect gay people to do to you?
I can never understand why some men are so paranoid and homophobic? Not all of you could have gone to public schools surely?
The thread should have been closed right there, superb backhand volley return on the line.
I'd ask for a second opinion...
Went to Mykonos this summer, have to say - I liked it loads. Absolute tiny isnt it, expensive too - 12 euros a bevvy in some places in Little Venice.
Great atmosphere though and dead trendy - got called "cute" by a big gayer who could probably fight me. Compliment that.
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