Hayee
Player Valuation: £40m
The TrainWood Dictionary
Word - Definition
Tract - True and Fact
Tard - Retard
Lolz0r - To LOL ones z0r
z0r - z0r
LOL - Laugh out load
LMAO - Laugh My Ass Off
LMFAO - Laugh My [Poor language removed] Ass Off
Trial by Fire - To be fair
To be fair - Trial by Fire
Own - To be better than something or someone
Dude - Male
Chick - Female
HOH - To express ones excitment/arousal over somehting
VodTrain - Vodka
CokeWood - Coke
Double VodTrain and CokeWood - Double vodka and coke
Riffwell - Rothwell
Omizza - Omari
Jizza - Semen
Spizza - Spastication
Wizza - Urine
Shizza - Rear excrement
[Poor language removed] - Vagina
Infiltrate Infinity - To enter a persons private areas
Crave - To want something badly
Craver - Someone who craves
Window licker - A retard that licks windows
Much - A lot
Fair dooooes - an amazed / agreeing Omari
Lick my dent - An aroused Omari
Dent - A physical abnormality
Wheezyschlong - An asthmatic penis
Slippery cave - Vagina
Paxton - A false deity who's acting skills lead to his death in every film
Cum out my arse - An exclamation of pleasure
Shikaka - A great white bat
Saddlebags - Someone with a droopy face or behind
Aaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllrighty then - OK
Spank you - Thank you
Loser - Loser
Moderator - A dictatoring cuntz0r
Lolz0rdontonshirevillemcflurry - See LMFAO
The moderator description is pretty much correct