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Getting over [Poor language removed]

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chicoazul

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You're feeling pissed off now, the adrenelaine has flushed its way out your system and the dream of going to City twice is now [Poor language removed].

The bottom line is that you'll avoid match reports tomorrow and try your best not to snot the smarmy red in your workplace - he with the gravy stains circa 94 all down his Candy Replica TOP.

If we manage to overcome the voodoo curse of Al-Fayed at Craven Cottage on Sunday then its looking good for an OK Coral type shootout (no more penalties please) with the other lot. Boro helped us out with getting a draw at Villa Park tonight so we're seven points off sixth place, progress from last year.

If we went on to beat them at their gaff then you may explode with happiness. Tonight will be far away from your thoughts.

Other [Poor language removed] you may like:

1 - Playing on the Sabbath is wrong, and God will make Vaughan's knee drop off if we continue. Oh wait there....

2 - The League is where its at, this UEFA Goblet was just a distraction from the main mission of stopping their income streams and ultimately causing the destruction of FC Liverpool Soccerballers PLC.

3 - Go on admit it, 4-4-2 looking sexually ace tonight. Johnson and Yakubu, we may be onto to something there.

4 - We twatted the life out of a good Italian team, who said we [Poor language removed] outselves when we come up against real competition? Because after last week that little sneaky dark thought entered your perverted mind didnt it? Add to that beating the Russian and Norwegian champions this season. Bucharest and Mentalist phobia may be a thing of the past.

5 - The myth has been dispelled that Italians have fashion sense. Their manager's purple bubble coat was the most hideous thing seen around these parts since the lesser spotted Barlow goal celebration face.

VI - Youre confident that we can do some damage next season, bienvenido consistency. No more of that good season/bad season thingy.

VII - Or something like that.
 
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Phew.

I actually feel better now.

Now can you help me when I experience 'post-McDonalds regret'?
 
I watched that film a few years ago at the cinema, and came out gagging for a Quarter Pounder meal.

I think I'm beyond salvage.
 

At times like this there is always the cat, trouble is the bugger didn't come back after the Chelsea game kicking, any cats to spare:(
 
We did good last night, really good. I knew we'd lose the shoot-out, the team that dominates the match always seems to. We can be proud that we played like that against a top Italian team. The club's on the up.
 
We did good last night, really good. I knew we'd lose the shoot-out, the team that dominates the match always seems to. We can be proud that we played like that against a top Italian team. The club's on the up.

Bruce, there is absolutely no doubt about that mate, be proud, be very proud, we are back
 

The bottom line is:-

a) It doesnt bother me one iota if there are smarmy Norwegians out there gloating about us getting knocked out.

b) There is a whole bundle to play for in the next 9 league games left this season.

COYB!
 
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