Getting sent down next week 😢

[Jamiednm]

Expected five year sentence, should be out in under 3 years for good behaviour.

As a first timer, would you keep your head down and hope to carve out a niche of relative calm, get used to it and do your time,

OR, crack some skulls on your first day to get put in solitary so you don’t have to deal with your fellow cretins in general population and aren’t exposed to Everton results?

To clarify, I’m not getting sent down, it’s just a thread about incarceration.

 

[Goat]

Keep your head down and do your time innit lad.

 

[Nymzee]

I'd either get bummed to within an inch of my life or run the joint in a year.

There'd be no in-between.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Make sure your soap is attached to a good strong rope and don't push one more wash when it looks like it's about to come away from it.

 

[Kurt.]

All I know is you go inside with a bum hole like a 5p piece and when you leave it’s like a 50p

 

[Kurt.]

Anyway, im way to pretty to go to jail

 

[Tigger]

Head down, ass up

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Expected five year sentence, should be out in under 3 years for good behaviour.

As a first timer, would you keep your head down and hope to carve out a niche of relative calm, get used to it and do your time,

OR, crack some skulls on your first day to get put in solitary so you don’t have to deal with your fellow cretins in general population and aren’t exposed to Everton results?

To clarify, I’m not getting sent down, it’s just a thread about incarceration.

Just be yourself mate

 

[summerisle]

Thought you'd been expelled from Oxford University for a moment, very disappointed.

 

[YoboCopter]

Ive always been tempted just for the sex

 

[Dad watched Dixie]

All I know is you go inside with a bum hole like a 5p piece and when you leave it’s like a 50p

Watching Everton for over 50 years can do the same!

 

[PKwalnuts]

Its on my bucket list let me know how it goes

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Tell them you know @matty1878 from GOT and you won't have to worry about bending over for the soap in the shower.

 

[heatmeiser]

That last line is very disappointing, I thought we had some proper goss

 

[Tommy Chong]

Start the rumour that you have sharp teeth in your bum hole, and maybe you’ll survive.