Google proves how pathetic people are

[bluebloodinmyveins]

2,890,000: I smell like poop
114,000,000: I want a wife
680,000: Why do I have green poop.
883,000,000: Why do I have no friends
7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea
63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
3,160,000: Why do I fart so much
841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
256,000,000: I want to die.
3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me
5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge
8,380,000: Why men lie
11,000,000: Why women have affairs

Taken from this site. Google Insight: Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious
Makes some funny reading

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

where does "pasties" come in ?

 

[McBain]

500,000,000: Why are pasties called "Chinese Pies"

 

[daza_1973]

2,890,000: I smell like poop
114,000,000: I want a wife
680,000: Why do I have green poop.
883,000,000: Why do I have no friends
7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea
63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
3,160,000: Why do I fart so much
841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
256,000,000: I want to die.
3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me
5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge
8,380,000: Why men lie
11,000,000: Why women have affairs

Taken from this site. Google Insight: Google Proves Humanity Is Sick and Sad, Yet Absolutely Hilarious
Makes some funny reading

Just in the results from google Norway

4,805,437 : Where is anfield?
4,805,437 : What does champions mean ?
4,805,437 : How much are replica liverpool shirts in Oslo?
4,805,437 : I smell like green poop
2,805,437 : I am sexually attracted to torres - is that normal for a man?
4,805,437 : Why do everton get to play at wembley first ?
4,805,437 : Does the Lounge Inn in southport cater for Scandinavians?
4,805,437 : Where can I buy those 5-1 V's man u t-shirts?
4,805,437 : Why does nobody like me?