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Could we have a section with all the best bits. I mean Azul's pursuit of Gooney to bring about reconciliation was magical. It would be good if the threads could be collated and kept somewhere.
 
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There's plenty of gold, but we don't need a place to store it because we have Chico.

He rummages through the depths of the vaults and mines the gold for us.
 
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Sniderman was an evolution of The Snide, which was later exposed to be Cal and Toccy.

I liked Sniderman, defo worthy of an inclusion in the Gold List.
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When I see Toccy's posts in old ale house threads it feels weird.

Since I've been here I've never seen him post about anything that isn't football related.

What happened?
 
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When I see Toccy's posts in old ale house threads it feels weird.

Since I've been here I've never seen him post about anything that isn't football related.

What happened?
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Toccy got angry at society at the average man's refusal to embrace Manual Fernandes as the ultimate playmaker.

For long nights he seethed in the chatbox, incadesant with rage.

He then seemingly devised a plan to make the average man feel his pain and created The Snide. Under this guise he neg repped everyone who had not yielded to his vision of Fernandes as a deep lying playmaker spraying passes all over the green grass of Goodison, and leaving the opposition physically sick from his stepovers.

The Snide neg repped day and night. Back in those days you could not tell who had left you rep. It almost destroyed the very fabric of this board. To assist him with his mission he recruited a young impressionable Cal.

Cats fumed.

D/D eventually investigated and uncovered the whole thing. Cal was banned. It was deemed Toccy could never rep again. He has not posted in the ale house or anything not related to in depth football tactics and midfield positioning since.

They say round here that at midnight on on the first Friday of the month, if you listen carefully you can hear Toccy squealing over the that passages of play against Arsenal where he beat three men. It carries on the wind they say.
 
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chicoazul said:
Toccy got angry at society at the average man's refusal to embrace Manual Fernandes as the ultimate playmaker.

For long nights he seethed in the chatbox, incadesant with rage.

He then seemingly devised a plan to make the average man feel his pain and created The Snide. Under this guise he neg repped everyone who had not yielded to his vision of Fernandes as a deep lying playmaker spraying passes all over the green grass of Goodison, and leaving the opposition physically sick from his stepovers.

The Snide neg repped day and night. Back in those days you could not tell who had left you rep. It almost destroyed the very fabric of this board. To assist him with his mission he recruited a young impressionable Cal.

Cats fumed.

D/D eventually investigated and uncovered the whole thing. Cal was banned. It was deemed Toccy could never rep again. He has not posted in the ale house or anything not related to in depth football tactics and midfield positioning since.

They say round here that at midnight on on the first Friday of the month, if you listen carefully you can hear Toccy squealing over the that passages of play against Arsenal where he beat three men. It carries on the wind they say.
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Criminal mastermind Toccy
 
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chicoazul said:
Toccy got angry at society at the average man's refusal to embrace Manual Fernandes as the ultimate playmaker.

For long nights he seethed in the chatbox, incadesant with rage.

He then seemingly devised a plan to make the average man feel his pain and created The Snide. Under this guise he neg repped everyone who had not yielded to his vision of Fernandes as a deep lying playmaker spraying passes all over the green grass of Goodison, and leaving the opposition physically sick from his stepovers.

The Snide neg repped day and night. Back in those days you could not tell who had left you rep. It almost destroyed the very fabric of this board. To assist him with his mission he recruited a young impressionable Cal.

Cats fumed.

D/D eventually investigated and uncovered the whole thing. Cal was banned. It was deemed Toccy could never rep again. He has not posted in the ale house or anything not related to in depth football tactics and midfield positioning since.

They say round here that at midnight on on the first Friday of the month, if you listen carefully you can hear Toccy squealing over the that passages of play against Arsenal where he beat three men. It carries on the wind they say.
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Fantastic.
 
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I also am a casualty from the snide...

I too can never rep again for returning fire... As a result I am now unable to fight the good fight and neg rep Toccy into oblivion.
 
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