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Read this on another site.....
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Apparently, a true story
Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine
charging cars £1 and coaches £5.
This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then one
day, he just didn't turn up for work.
"Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better phone up the City
Council and get them to send a new parking attendant."
"Err no", said the Council, "that car park is your responsibility".
"Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the
City Council, wasn't he?".
"Err NO!"
Sitting in his villa in Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees,
estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years.
Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million.
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Apparently, a true story
Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine
charging cars £1 and coaches £5.
This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then one
day, he just didn't turn up for work.
"Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better phone up the City
Council and get them to send a new parking attendant."
"Err no", said the Council, "that car park is your responsibility".
"Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the
City Council, wasn't he?".
"Err NO!"
Sitting in his villa in Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees,
estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years.
Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million.