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Alphonse

Player Valuation: £225k
After finding this forum via Toffeeweb and watching quietly from afar for a while now I think it's time to say hello.

Born in Garston, moved to Runcorn, and have now lived in Sheffield for many years. First taken to Goodison by my elder sister and sat in The Gwladys Street stand. Then moved on to be a regular in the boys pen (didn't meet Bill). Realised that first gates open were in the paddock so tried to be first in. Later became a Street end boy.
Not been back for a few years now. Coming over if we play Wednesday. Never been in the Park End, might give it a go.

Too many favourite players to list all but Alex Young, Alan Ball, Peter Reid, Bob Latchford, Both Duncans (Mckenzie and Ferguson) And Arteta have to be mentioned.

Pineapple on pizza, I have eaten but not my first choice.

Now I have said hello I look forward to making regular (but shorter) comments.
 
Welcome Alphonse. Thomas is right. You would do well not to upset me. I run things around here. You have any trouble with anyone and I'll send the boys round. It would be to your benefit not to get on the wrong side of me.

I also provide an advice service, where you can ask me anything and I shall give you an informed responce as soon as possible. The fee for this service is £25. Any answer longer than 5 lines incurrs an additional charge of £5 per line. I trust you find this an acceptable price and I look forward to doing business with you.

I would also prefer you refer to me as Lord Nik.

Thank you for your time. Take care around these parts.

Lord Nik.
 

Lord Nik.
I am very respectful and grateful that you took the time to respond to my post. The terms you offered seem very reasonable. I may take you up on them one day. But not today.
Kind regards
Alphonse
 
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