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Hahaha! He called Sir Alex a [Poor language removed]

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All I want for Christmas is … shut it, Fergie


It mentions Everton, but I put it in world football b/c it's more league-wide. Plus, the main reason I posted it is b/c he called fergie the C-word

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


Just read the article the bloke who wrote it really hasnt got a clue has he


Shut it, Sir
I don’t hate Manchester United the way I hate Chelsea or Arsenal, but Red Devils boss Sir Alex Ferguson does top my most-despised managers list.
While there’s no denying Ferguson’s ability to win and bring in the best players on a yearly basis, there’s also little doubting the fact that the man is often a world-class **** on the sidelines and at press conferences.
From calling out an official for not being in good enough shape to referee a game (which was completely off base ????? and untrue) to his constant bitching and moaning during matches, Ferguson takes the attention away from his players, who are very good, fun to watch and way less ****y than their boss. At least in most cases. Paul Scholes and Dimitar Berbatov are both tools.

My wish for Ferguson is the gift of silence this Christmas. I doubt old Whiskey Face will use it, but the holidays are all about dreaming big, right
 

I actually bumped into Ferguson in Tesco's in Eccles a few years back, I was looking for some pork chops and a toilet brush.

anyway, he asked me when red nose day was that year.

"everyday you look in the mirror, you Govan tit I replied."

true story.
 
I actually bumped into Ferguson in Tesco's in Eccles a few years back, I was looking for some pork chops and a toilet brush.

anyway, he asked me when red nose day was that year.

"everyday you look in the mirror, you Govan tit I replied."

true story.

Did the toilet brush add to the taste of the pork chops or were they both used in a perverted sexual way?:unsure:
 
I actually bumped into Ferguson in Tesco's in Eccles a few years back, I was looking for some pork chops and a toilet brush.

anyway, he asked me when red nose day was that year.

"everyday you look in the mirror, you Govan tit I replied."

true story.
incorrect use of speech marks and doesn't ring true somehow
 
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