Hair Transplant and Everton

[TimesNewRoman]

Hi all. Question to the old and wise fans of Everton. I recently thought about a hair transplant. My stage is not as dramatic as Rooney's but I decided to study the market. To my surprise, I saw this on the website of one of the first clinics.
How should I interpret such a sign?

 

[COYBL25]

 

[Yarrgh]

Hi all. Question to the old and wise fans of Everton. I recently thought about a hair transplant. My stage is not as dramatic as Rooney's but I decided to study the market. To my surprise, I saw this on the website of one of the first clinics.View attachment 204554
How should I interpret such a sign?

Go full on Hulk Hogan or Terry Nutkins.

Anything else is cowardice like what those players have.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Go full on Hulk Hogan or Terry Nutkins.

Anything else is cowardice like what those players have.

100% agree. Grow your remaining hair to compensate.
Never mess with a guy who is totally balding but has kept long hair. Clearly they don’t give a fat one about anything.

 

[COYBL25]

100% agree. Grow your remaining hair to compensate.
Never mess with a guy who is totally balding but has kept long hair. Clearly they don’t give a fat one about anything.

The ladies can’t resist it either.

 

[Yarrgh]

100% agree. Grow your remaining hair to compensate.
Never mess with a guy who is totally balding but has kept long hair. Clearly they don’t give a fat one about anything.

Imagine the benefits. How much time would it save not having to do up the top 3 or 4 buttons of your shirt and that's just for starters!

Almost every drinks glass suddenly looks super 70s.

 

[bluejohn66]

 

[Bedfordblue]

Before

After


A miracle of modern medicine I tell thee

 

[Rob17896]

Hi all. Question to the old and wise fans of Everton. I recently thought about a hair transplant. My stage is not as dramatic as Rooney's but I decided to study the market. To my surprise, I saw this on the website of one of the first clinics.View attachment 204554
How should I interpret such a sign?

If the clinic is as good as the team....

 

[Bedfordblue]

Be careful which direction you brush it mind or it will revert like this

 

[chrismpw]

Sounds like the utter vanity of tories with too much spare cash!

Baldness is an evolutionary means whereby a larger brain can lose heat more efficiently and so stay within an ideal temperature range. Wear that badge with pride!

 

[wm02]

100% agree. Grow your remaining hair to compensate.
Never mess with a guy who is totally balding but has kept long hair. Clearly they don’t give a fat one about anything.

Can confirm.
Had a bit of a skullet in my early years as a bald man. Took a brave man to separate me from my Miller High Life in those days

 

[Yarrgh]

Sounds like the utter vanity of tories with too much spare cash!

Baldness is an evolutionary means whereby a larger brain can lose heat more efficiently and so stay within an ideal temperature range. Wear that badge with pride!

Found the baldy!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Found the baldy!

Great stuff. What thread shall we start next?

 

[Yarrgh]

Great stuff. What thread shall we start next?

I just sit back and let the magic happen in front of me.