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Well it's coming at the end of the month, and am after a really good idea for a costume.

Any suggestions?
 

Go to the butchers and get as much offal as you can carry, then sellotape it all over your naked body. Instant halloween costume, I've done it many times.

Also, please email me the pics.
 
Vim Fuego said:
Great !" Penny for the guy" is looming, little sewer rats bumming outside shops.

...Can't wait.
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The best one are the one's when they get their mates dressed up with a mask and lie there to scary people.

I booted one of them once thinking it was just a normal Guy filled with paper. Almost broke the kids leg.
 

Haha, i'll try that, might even flick a cigi at one to see if it / he goes up in flames.

Idoubt the latter would work though as the kids around here are usually drenched in warm piss.
 
kenada_blue said:
The best one are the one's when they get their mates dressed up with a mask and lie there to scary people.

I booted one of them once thinking it was just a normal Guy filled with paper. Almost broke the kids leg.
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a lot don't even go to those lengths, just drop their jacket outside the door.

i could imagine the reaction that a penny would get as well, you'd probably get it on the back of the head as you sauntered away.
 
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
a lot don't even go to those lengths, just drop their jacket outside the door.

i could imagine the reaction that a penny would get as well, you'd probably get it on the back of the head as you sauntered away.
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Nah, they try to clever nowdays and give it the old "Nicker for the Guy" or "Flim for the Guy" type jive.

I do the arle hands-in-the pockets-looking-for-change-before-giving-them-twos trick. Makes me smile.
 
My friend's dad set his head on fire a few years ago (well, 20).

I still laugh heartily when I picture him running around the reccy with his barnet blazing away.

A few years later he thought it would be a good idea to set rockets off on bonfire night.....by sticking them directly in the ground.

Bonfire night is for idiots to burn money. Halloween is usually a good party though. I'm going dressed as a spleen this year.
 
heatmeiser said:
My friend's dad set his head on fire a few years ago (well, 20).

I still laugh heartily when I picture him running around the reccy with his barnet blazing away.

A few years later he thought it would be a good idea to set rockets off on bonfire night.....by sticking them directly in the ground.

Bonfire night is for idiots to burn money. Halloween is usually a good party though. I'm going dressed as a spleen this year.
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I tend to go to clubs and stand around. When someone asks "what are you dressed as?" I reply "Sex offender". They usually get the hint and leave me alone hehehe


Just joking like.
 

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