He is a snide, but also a free in the summer

[KelseyGrammer-Beast-SuitsBlue]

Hypothetical and all the rest of that twaddle, if you were Everton manager, would you try to get Ballack on a free?

 

[chicoazul]

Defo.

 

[stinger]

Even if we could afford his wages, I wouldn't take him, have enough DM/CM/AMs already. And from what I understand, if he won't get a new contract at Chelsea, he would prefer to stay in London or come back to Germany,

 

[Neiler]

No Joey Barton to be fair!

 

[little curly alan ball]

Hypothetical and all the rest of that twaddle, if you were Everton manager, would you try to get Ballack on a free?

Not for me , tbh .
Mobility being the issue , Undoubted class and work ethic , however , but too slow for where we're looking to go .

L.C.A.B. - Out .

 

[mtnkill]

Ballack 4 years ago, yes (though he most likely wouldn't have come to us). Ballack today: no.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

he moaned about about not earning enough to live in London, and the dough he's on ffs.

as it's hypothetical though I'll say yes and hypothetically pay him minimum wage, after selling hibbo to Barca for a RECORD TRANSFER FEE and re-signing VDM and selling him back to Inter for £30mill, I'd also sign the liar for 1 mill and get someone to do a job on him in training, thus ending his career and refusing to pay him a dime.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

No not worth his wage....

 

[Robbo666666]

Hypothetically no. Realistically no. he is a good midfielder. but he's going to be 34 in september and probably looking to retire in a few years, so to take a player in that part of their career, i believe, would be a mistake. furthermore, i doubt we could afford half his wages, never mind the whole shabang.

 

[faddy the blue]

I don't think we need a character like him in the squad. Yeah he's experienced but over here we don't have anyone who thinks he's so great than all the rest..Ballack might do that. He'll be a liability more than anything. Germany looks perfect. Inter would be a surprise move for him at his age

 

[Waddy]

he moaned about about not earning enough to live in London, and the dough he's on ffs.

as it's hypothetical though I'll say yes and hypothetically pay him minimum wage, after selling hibbo to Barca for a RECORD TRANSFER FEE and re-signing VDM and selling him back to Inter for £30mill, I'd also sign the liar for 1 mill and get someone to do a job on him in training, thus ending his career and refusing to pay him a dime.

I dont think you have thought it through properly. I dont think Hibbo would leave us, he realises that he is the entire backbone to the Everton squad and wouldnt risk us being relegatged to the CC for the millions a season and the naked spanish chicks.

 

[KelseyGrammer-Beast-SuitsBlue]

he moaned about about not earning enough to live in London, and the dough he's on ffs.

as it's hypothetical though I'll say yes and hypothetically pay him minimum wage, after selling hibbo to Barca for a RECORD TRANSFER FEE and re-signing VDM and selling him back to Inter for £30mill, I'd also sign the liar for 1 mill and get someone to do a job on him in training, thus ending his career and refusing to pay him a dime.

He moaned about house prices. Who is the liar? And which someone do you have in mind?

 

[faddy the blue]

Didn't he fight with drogba just for the sake of taking a freekick a couple of seasons back..and couldn't convince drogba

WWE scouts must have checked him out after what he did with ovrebo. I guess it was an irish whip

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Too mercenary.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He moaned about house prices. Who is the liar? And which someone do you have in mind?

liar = the dirty spitter from senegal
someone = anyone, in fact feck it they can do it on saturday, and do it properly