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MrD

Player Valuation: £10m
Hi,

i once grabbed Barry Horne and screamed his name in his face for a good 11 seconds. He was scared.

I jumped on Slaven Bilic outside the Disney store on Church street years ago and he **** himself, shook my hand and jogged away.

I saw Andy Johnson walking out of Tesco in Aigburth with a jumbo pack of Toilet rolls and shouted at him from the car 'Need a Sh!te Andy'?

I told Andrei Kanchelskis that i wished i could grace the wing like him....He smiled and said 'Yes, Sometimes'!

that is all
 
Welcome mate.

Outside Wembley in '95 I told Peter Reid that I loved him. I tried to do a "ah I love ya mate," sort of thing but ended up just looking into his eyes and telling him I loved him. Bit awkward really.
 
I told John Ebbrell I thought his goal v Stockport was "good"

He smiled and said "thanks mate" outside Goodson road.

Awkward doesn't cover it.

I was 15

Welcome mate


PS: do you stalk players for a living?
 

Welcome mate.

Outside Wembley in '95 I told Peter Reid that I loved him. I tried to do a "ah I love ya mate," sort of thing but ended up just looking into his eyes and telling him I loved him. Bit awkward really.
Nothing wrong with pure emotion!

Welcome mate
Cheers!

Ahaha

I once saw Victor Anichebe out at a nightclub and ignored him.

That's all I got.
I saw him in town on the back of the youth team bus on his own a few years ago, had a right sulk on, he looked like he'd been told off!

I told John Ebbrell I thought his goal v Stockport was "good"

He smiled and said "thanks mate" outside Goodson road.

Awkward doesn't cover it.

I was 15

Welcome mate


PS: do you stalk players for a living?
No, just players i've seen out and about. Saw loads of liverpool players too but you can't have fun with those people!
 
Would anyone get Stevie G's autograph if they saw him out and about? Or go and try and talk to him. I honestly wouldn't. I wouldn't be rude either, no need to be, would just ignore him. I bet Libpul fans give our players abuse all the time, coz they are Libpulfubbalklub and they have the right to.
 
welcome MrD, some good stalkings there.
I was in the next bed to Terry Darracot's son in Alder Hey in 79, both having our appendix out, sang 'jigsaw jigsaw give us a wave' at Stuart Barlow in town(he laughed then stuck 2 fingers up) told Sharpy his perm was a bit gay in the players lounge, worked as a milkman for 6 mths and delivered to Colin Harvey every day (lovely fella), got pissed up with Howard Kendall in a hotel in southport. Anyways enjoy GOT MrD, could you share your views on pineapple on pizza, bumming and whether Nik should get his rep powers back. Ta
 
welcome MrD, some good stalkings there.
I was in the next bed to Terry Darracot's son in Alder Hey in 79, both having our appendix out, sang 'jigsaw jigsaw give us a wave' at Stuart Barlow in town(he laughed then stuck 2 fingers up) told Sharpy his perm was a bit gay in the players lounge, worked as a milkman for 6 mths and delivered to Colin Harvey every day (lovely fella), got pissed up with Howard Kendall in a hotel in southport. Anyways enjoy GOT MrD, could you share your views on pineapple on pizza, bumming and whether Nik should get his rep powers back. Ta

massive memory jog there tommye....i worked in clintons cards when i left school, stuart barlow walked in with his missus and he pointed out to her a box of chocolate willys. his missus said 'i'd rather eat your willy'. they both saw me standing there and his missus looked ashamed, Barlow gave me a proper wink and shot me a pistol with his hand! in my mind i actually heard a ricochet!!

some crackers there tho tommye, i'v heard sharpy is a grumpy get!

pineapple on pizza....NICE
Bumming....making your throb look like a ferraro roché isn't attractive
Nik...Rep....no idea!
 
Would anyone get Stevie G's autograph if they saw him out and about? Or go and try and talk to him. I honestly wouldn't. I wouldn't be rude either, no need to be, would just ignore him. I bet Libpul fans give our players abuse all the time, coz they are Libpulfubbalklub and they have the right to.


Steven Gerrard missus scraped my car with her big bentley

got her number and everything
 

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