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[monty]

Can any of you techies give me some computer advice, my web connection keeps breaking down because msgsrv32 suddenly fails to respond resulting in server failure and lost of connection. I assume, and with my scant knowledge of these things it is a pure assumption, that this has something to do with message serving, possibly a connection device. The failure ofter occurs when I'm posting. It has been so bad lately that I feel like putting my fist through the screen, yes I know that won't work but it could help me.

Any advice from anywhere please:shock:

 

[SuitsBlue]

posting in here? is it just here or does it happen on other forums too?

what programs are you running at the time when it crashes?

i reckon i can help, but it will mean being naughty, and i dont know how the admin feel about that sort of thing.

 

[chicoazul]

Open up 'Network Connections'

Select current internet sources.

Put on a pair of marygold glove.

Shave your hair around the back and sides with a bic.

Now Slap both cheeks at the same time whilst mooing like a cow.

Press enter three times.

Jobs a good'un.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

http://www.computerhope.com/issues/ch000450.htm

 

[monty]

http://www.computerhope.com/issues/ch000450.htm

Bruce, Suits, many thanks lads, a mate has taken a look at it and thinks he's fixed it. He was concerned in case someone had tried to hack, it would do them no good as I don't bank, or deal on line. If it goes wrong again I'll be back.

 

[chicoazul]

I take it my suggestion didnt work then?

 

[TX Bill]

NO.... IT DIDN'T !!!

*TX Bill setting down razor*

 

[micknick]

Hi this microsoft help line how can I help?

Hi umm my web connection keeps breaking down because msgsrv32 suddenly fails to respond resulting in server failure and lost of connection. I assume, and with my scant knowledge of these things it is a pure assumption, that this has something to do with message serving, possibly a connection device. The failure ofter occurs when I'm posting. It has been so bad lately that I feel like putting my fist through the screen, yes I know that won't work but it could help me.

Ok sir can I suggest you shut down the PC, unplug it for 5 minutes and then turn it back on.

Is that it?

Yes sir, thank you come again.

 

[chicoazul]

Nice new haircut Bill. The fact your online is a positive indication, I hope.

 

[monty]

Nice new haircut Bill. The fact your online is a positive indication, I hope.

Now baldy

 

[monty]

Hi this microsoft help line how can I help?

Hi umm my web connection keeps breaking down because msgsrv32 suddenly fails to respond resulting in server failure and lost of connection. I assume, and with my scant knowledge of these things it is a pure assumption, that this has something to do with message serving, possibly a connection device. The failure ofter occurs when I'm posting. It has been so bad lately that I feel like putting my fist through the screen, yes I know that won't work but it could help me.

Ok sir can I suggest you shut down the PC, unplug it for 5 minutes and then turn it back on.

Is that it?

Yes sir, thank you come again.

Wasn't your avatar on Crime Watch the other night

 

[TX Bill]

Nice new haircut Bill. The fact your online is a positive indication, I hope.

Oh crap !!!

You mean that was a computer fix????