Monty - i only started this thread to see if other wives went through the same as me . . .
I've lost count the number of times when jobs that i've asked him to do, come to a standstill because Everton are on sky, and he 'has' to get to the pub and watch it . . .
When it isn't on the telly - it's . . . .im booking the pc for . . . . and im having the tv between . . .
And when its on . . . the noise . . . well you can imagine it - there's the oooo's and the ah's and then there's shouting at the screen (yeah . . . like they're gonna hear you - i mean whats the point in shouting at the ref . . .
he can't hear you . . . not unless he's psychic or has very good hearing

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When Everton win . . . that's all i get - 'did you see this . . . did you see that', and i don't mean just once . . .its over and over again, (im sure that he thinks i didn't hear him the first time)
And, heaven forbid that they loose . . . you'd have thought that the world had come to an end . . . ratty aint the word to describe it . . .
I made the mistake once of going to the local with him once when a game was on . . . nearly came home deaf, spent the whole time looking at the wallpaper, whilst him and has mates . . . yelled at the tv, screeched at the ref . . . and did some male bonding when they scored, (mind you this was a few years ago . . . i haven't been back since

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