How do we break our injury jinx

[monty]

The ancients would offer a token to the Gods, sacrifice a virgin, cut a Goats throat and daub themselves in blood...................any suggestions that may help us Blues, we've got to try something

 

[Goat]

WHATS THAT ABOUT GOATS??????????

 

[Goat]

We got plenty of virgins I reckon, Reids, can we chop you up?

 

[Sharpys top lip]

I reckon we sacrifice Chico......

Offer him up.....







starts hitting bongo's**

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Move to Kirkby


*Shuffles out*

 

[monty]

I reckon we sacrifice Chico......

Offer him up.....







starts hitting bongo's**

Grabs pitch forks and head out to Kirkby by the sea

We could hang draw and quarter BB as well........................just for the fun of it

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Move to Kirkby


*Shuffles out*

Aims**
















Fires**

 

[chicoazul]

Employ a witch doctor and set him about the place.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Should hire all of the following:

A priest/minister for exorcism of Finch Farm.
A Native American shaman.
A healer from some Amazonian tribe.
A Haitian woman skilled in the black arts.
Some sort of Wiccan / old Celtic wizard.

Should slaughter several animals.

Should offer no less than 5 virgins from Merseyside to appease the gods.

Should offer Hibbert as another appeasement of the gods (but that might only anger them so this needs some retooling)

Release a black cat.

We should each throw salt over our left shoulder and move all coins to the right trousers pocket.

 

[Goat]

5 virgins from Merseyside, YEAH GOOD LUCK.

 

[monty]

5 virgins from Merseyside, YEAH GOOD LUCK.[/QUOTE]


Thats it we're gone

 

[Sharpys top lip]

How about we just shoot Mick Rathbone.....

 

[monty]

How about we just shoot Mick Rathbone.....

Is that before or after burning Chico

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Is that before or after burning Chico

Oh no, chico go's 1st........

Been looking forward to that. That blue fury thing in flames....



Then Mick's had it..!!!

 

[chicoazul]

CLIQUE.