How many sexual partners have you had?

[Changy]

none

 

[Deloodid]

Ive slotted more different nationalities than you've slotted girls fatso. IM SO MAN.

Swwwwooooonnn!!

 

[Cena]

Mines a sad tale Mr Cena.

Pre-18 I was more interested in playin football than chasing tail and back in those days "fingering" was King lad.

Then from the age of 18 I had regular girlfriends and I didnt cheat much, which results in the low figure.

Im ashamed of it bruv, ashamed.

That right there is why it isn't a sad tale.

That is boss.

 

[chicoazul]

none

I admire your dedication as Sauced Monk of St Internets.

 

[Moomin]

Mines a sad tale Mr Cena.

Pre-18 I was more interested in playin football than chasing tail and back in those days "fingering" was King lad.

Then from the age of 18 I had regular girlfriends and I didnt cheat much, which results in the low figure.

Im ashamed of it bruv, ashamed.

Fingering was the rage in the 90's, kids these days are into spit roasting due to the web.

 

[Goat]

That right there is why it isn't a sad tale.

That is boss.

We had it boxed right off.

Up the Ford to see a man, down the cave with our blow Torch, down the Playo around 6, 3 on 3s till around 10.

Good days mate, good times, I was fit as a butchers rabbit mate.

 

[Cena]

Fingering was the rage in the 90's, kids these days are into spit roasting due to the web.

Teenagers have better sex-lives than me

 

[Hayee]

cheers for all the offers to put me out of my misery..

 

[EFCNIK]

Are we talking about birds you've shagged including one nighters or actual sexual relationships?

If it's all together I'm on 16.

If it's relationships I'm on 3.

How sad.

 

[Cena]

We had it boxed right off.

Up the Ford to see a man, down the cave with our blow Torch, down the Playo around 6, 3 on 3s till around 10.

Good days mate, good times, I was fit as a butchers rabbit mate.

I was like that mate when I was younger, wasn't arsed about anything bar playing footy.

I got interested in girls and that but football was always the higher priority.

 

[thebluefox]

Ive slotted more different nationalities than you've slotted girls fatso. IM SO MAN.

youve had ye back door kicked in by more nationalities as well

 

[Goat]

cheers for all the offers to put me out of my misery..

Hayee, I would Sis, anytime you want.

 

[Cena]

Are we talking about birds you've shagged including one nighters or actual sexual relationships?

If it's all together I'm on 16.

If it's relationships I'm on 3.

How sad.

Biggest shock, I thought you'd be in your 30s or more mate

 

[Kurt.]

cheers for all the offers to put me out of my misery..

pm me some photo's and I will consider your request xxxx






ps.

How old are you first ffs...............I ain't no glitter.

 

[Allezfan]

youve had ye back door kicked in by more nationalities as well

I've had my head kicked in by more people than I've slotted like. Not even close, if I'm honest.