How to get a body like Coleen's

[monty]

To start with you could have a boyfriend as thick as the [Poor language removed] Rooney but no sadly that is not enough...................she has done nothing other than get bonked by his nibs but she is now being launched as

http://lifestyle.aol.co.uk/health/how-to-get-a-body-like/article/20080121080109990001

a celebrity A lister and boy will the mugs swallow this

 

[SuitsBlue]

what or who are nibs?

is she friends with alex curran?

allegedly, high protein atkins is a miracle diet.

(the bad whores)

 

[monty]

what or who are nibs?

is she friends with alex curran?

allegedly, high protein atkins is a miracle diet.

(the bad whores)

It is a colloquialism for some one who considers themselves above their station, tish Suits you surprise me. If local gossip is believed she is bessie mates with Curran and Kewell's wife, bloody A list I asked you

 

[SuitsBlue]

'hepatitis A' perhaps.

 

[linglong]

It just goes to show how shallow we've become..what other than being shreks bird has this lass done in life??

Nothing that what, crap tv like this makes think its time to cull the human herd down a bit you know sort the mindless ones out and throw them on an island so they cant pollute the rest of the gene pool.

And i'd start with the fool that commsioned this tv programme.

 

[Dylan]

what or who are nibs?

is she friends with alex curran?

allegedly, high protein atkins is a miracle diet.

(the bad whores)

Except it omits vital carbs from your diet. Atkins is a quick-fix weight loss diet. Not good for you in the long run at all.

 

[monty]

It just goes to show how shallow we've become..what other than being shreks bird has this lass done in life??

Nothing that what, crap tv like this makes think its time to cull the human herd down a bit you know sort the mindless ones out and throw them on an island so they cant pollute the rest of the gene pool.

And i'd start with the fool that commsioned this tv programme.

In fairness Ling she is quite a sensible sort of kid but as you say the world is full of them. Flashes her tits a bit and all the tongues hang out, she has also had elocution lessons all aimed at making her rich and for what, she has no talent whatsoever

 

[linglong]

In fairness Ling she is quite a sensible sort of kid but as you say the world is full of them. Flashes her tits a bit and all the tongues hang out, she has also had elocution lessons all aimed at making her rich and for what, she has no talent whatsoever

Yeah i'm sure shes a lovely lass and that but this sort of tv makes my blood boil it really does i could host this show to be brutal (though i dont think the worlds is ready for me flashing my fat white arse

 

[monty]

Yeah i'm sure shes a lovely lass and that but this sort of tv makes my blood boil it really does i could host this show to be brutal (though i dont think the worlds is ready for me flashing my fat white arse

Hows about a double......................the cheekies

 

[Bruce Wayne]

So if I watch that program I get boobies?

 

[monty]

So if I watch that program I get boobies?

no not at all Bruce but you do have to marry a cnut

 

[Cal]

I'd love a girlfriend like Colleen ffs, dno how that judas gets her - cus he is one ugly ****.

 

[monty]

I'd love a girlfriend like Colleen ffs, dno how that judas gets her - cus he is one ugly ****.

and what would you do with her Cal

 

[Cal]

and what would you do with her Cal

Live off her money

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I think she's an ugly mugger I must say. And I doubt the conversation is of particularly stellar proportions in the Rooney household.