Hypothetically if we changed our name

[monty]

This came up in conversation at the weekend, arising from our possible move to Kirkby. Before anyone kicks off, it will not happen, we are Everton and will remain Everton but, if say some quirk of European Community policy stating teams must be named from the locality its situated in, what would we become.........and it couldn't be KFC for obvious reasons.

Kirkby Town, has no ring to it, I'd go for Knowsley, simple and straight forward, you can choose anything you like including Merseyside but not Everton or derivations of that name. Humorous suggestions are also welcome, but only from fellow blues

 

[CanadaToffee]

There's only one serious possibility...




















Grand Old Team!

 

[McBain]

Kirkby FC?
Knowsley FC?

CRAP

We should be

MERSYSIDE MAULERS / MALIGNERS / MONSTERS / MUFFDIVERS /
THE MERSYSIDE MASSIVE

I heard there was a safari park there...

We could just be
The Tigers
The Gorillas
The Lemurs

Or Hollywood

Lights Camera Action FC
Bling Bling FC
Hump De Bump FC

Or we could try our marketing in Asia...

Blue Tigers
Blue Gorillas
Blue Lemurs

or Hollywood again

Blue Movies FC...

 

[McBain]

NO WAY I LIKE EVERTON!!!

 

[micknick]

Les Bleus?
Les blues?
Lesbos?
Lesbo's FC?

Nah theres only one Everton and that will never change!

 

[chicoazul]

Kirkby Town FC. I used to watch them in the old ground about 20 years ago.

Took no [Poor language removed] and we're the nuts.

 

[McBain]

but they sound like a pub side

we need something with zing

Zing Fc

 

[SuitsBlue]

zinger tower burger FC

 

[Neiler]

Mc Toffees!

Paving the way for the first football/fast food frachise and a pretty delicous sounding dessert!

 

[chicoazul]

Zing FC rocks.