Let your hair grow messy.
Become a member of some obsolete pressure group.
Grow some facial hair even though it looks [Poor language removed].
Experiment with homosexuality.
Drink cheap nasty cider or cheap alcopops.
Work for a weekend in a bar.
Dont wash for a few weeks.
yeh jus started going out loads on student nights, and i have problems all the time but i can normally get away with it as mates have cards so i just say i forgot mine, but dont want to que for 45 mins then get knocked back so its the easy option lol