Idea for a security company

[Ct jr.]

All right, i am sure most of you have some type of house alarm or armed response security system. I have an idea for a security system that ensures your house will never be broken into more than once. I call it:
ARMED NUCLEAR RESPONSE
it is fairly simple. a burglar breaks in, a signal is sent to our command centre (underground bunker in the canadian north) which in turn sends a signal to our ops centre and they nuke your house. never again will you have to worry about repeated burglaries.

for office buildings we offer a similar program only instead of a nuke we only use cruise missiles of smart bombs.



what do you all think?

 

[ever tony an]

is it an acme bomb

 

[Ct jr.]

is it an acme bomb

no,
we use this military surplus store located on main street in new york. Finest armaments in the whole country. Called "Not just Nukes"

 

[monty]

All right, i am sure most of you have some type of house alarm or armed response security system. I have an idea for a security system that ensures your house will never be broken into more than once. I call it:
ARMED NUCLEAR RESPONSE
it is fairly simple. a burglar breaks in, a signal is sent to our command centre (underground bunker in the canadian north) which in turn sends a signal to our ops centre and they nuke your house. never again will you have to worry about repeated burglaries.

for office buildings we offer a similar program only instead of a nuke we only use cruise missiles of smart bombs.



what do you all think?

you have just been over the Niagara falls in a barrel or you are off your trolley

 

[Ct jr.]

you have just been over the Niagara falls in a barrel or you are off your trolley

i am gonna go with "a" bob no wait false umm 1982 errr i am a walrus

 

[monty]

i am gonna go with "a" bob no wait false umm 1982 errr i am a walrus

was the water cold?

 

[Ct jr.]

was the water cold?

imported from mexico

 

[monty]

imported from mexico

so it was chilli

 

[Ct jr.]

so it was chilli

may have been colombian unless mexican water is full of "sugar"

 

[TX Bill]

*TX Bill with mental image of Missile Command complete with trackball

 

[Ct jr.]

*TX Bill with mental image of Missile Command complete with trackball

actually we play pinball at missile command.

 

[SuitsBlue]

chilli today
hot tomali

 

[FCConnecticut]

This would only provoke US occupation of the house prior to the installation of said system!

 

[Ct jr.]

This would only provoke US occupation of the house to the installation of said system!

that is igloo to you, i said CANADIAN north.

 

[pommie]

well as a security tech my self i could tell you there would be alot of problems if u had a false alarm in ur house lol