If GrandOldTeam had a football team

[GrandOldTeam]

What would be your starting eleven? excluding yourself.

Bainsey

Cal - Bruce Wayne - Gazdalf - Welton

Chico - Ghost/Jarvis- monty - Suits

Latch - micknick

Reasons?

I reckon Bainsey has reflexes of a cat. With being a girl the opposition might not shoot as hard.

Cals a right back. Simple as that. Anyone who puts him anywere else are fools. With a name like Bruce Wayne hes a commanding centre back, also reckon Gaz would have a decent tackle in him (a claim chico backed up). I decided Welts is left footed, hence his left back position.

Chico right wing, bit to faggity to be in the centre and he'd have Cal as support. Ghost or Jarvis would pull the strings for the centre, moaning at everything that moves. Monty would be our Gascoigne and Suits would provide crosses to our main threat, Latch. I reckon he'd have a great header on him. We'd definitely be a long ball type side because of Latchs aerial ability, hoping his flick ons would fall to Micknick.

Also have a feeling Micknick is a pacey [Poor language removed] so stuck him upfront but seeing as though hes injured, for the time being hes replaced by Neiler - Why? Because hes got a cool name which stinks of flair and would terrify sunday league opposition.

 

[Gazdalf]

Me, central Midfield. I played there for merseyside, my regiment and my greatest achievement THE ARMY. I played there for 4 years and played against the RAF on sky about 12 years ago. I can pick a pass out and teach Phil Neville a thing or 2. also, dead balls, I rock. My only bad point, I tackle too hard for the pussies in the modern day game.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Gaz I considered everything you said but your advancing years now mean your a centre back. Theres no such thing as a tackle thats too hard in Sunday league games.

 

[Cal]

I'm not a right back

CB/CM/FW b)

 

[chicoazul]

I play up front, Im happy to be the targetman but I would prefer to be the cheerleader.

 

[Welton Toffee]

haha, I am very much right footed. My left is [Poor language removed]

RB or RW are my specialties

I'll do you a job at LB though, always been a bit of a utility player ala Neville

 

[Bainsey]

I was a goalkeeper when i played football for the girls teams. Hated it.

Left wing was my best and what seemed to me most natural position, however i played this in the school hockey team aswell so got used to that wing.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Danny's lost the dressing room already

 

[chicoazul]

Danny's took my position off me on the right wing.

Im pulling the strings now.

plays half time guitar, Cat Stevens style*

 

[Dylan]

I am distgusted at being left out. I am good on the ball, great eye for a pass, good dead-ball skills and can run for 90 minutes straight. And I don't even get a sniff in.

 

[chicoazul]

You can have my place, Im quite gash really.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I am distgusted at being left out. I am good on the ball, great eye for a pass, good dead-ball skills and can run for 90 minutes straight. And I don't even get a sniff in.

Your the chairman. I was just about to PM you for funds to sign a poster from another forum.

 

[TX Bill]

No problem Cal as I'd be our right back anyway.

 

[a2b chris]

im small and round

can i be the ball?

 

[Cal]

No problem Cal as I'd be our right back anyway.

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