If you became an overnight billionaire...

[degsy]

spend some on beer and probably just waste the rest

 

[My Friend George]

I'd change our name to Everton Thunderhawks and change the colour of our shirts to a brown feather style, with a flash of lightening down the front. This may happen with the new American investors anyhow.

 

[Bungle]

I'd create an unmoderated forum and release all of the previously banned GOT members into it and enjoy watching the results.

I think a 3 way conversation between Adversus, MickM86 and Angelwitch would be a personal favourite. Adversus chatting about Sergi Roberto all day long with Mick composing a rap about him and Angelwitch threatening to break each of their noses.

 

[neil999]

I'd create an unmoderated forum and release all of the previously banned GOT members into it and enjoy watching the results.

I think a 3 way conversation between Adversus, MickM86 and Angelwitch would be a personal favourite. Adversus chatting about Sergi Roberto all day long with Mick composing a rap about him and Angelwitch threatening to break each of their noses.

you could just start your own forum mate

 

[Bungle]

you could just start your own forum mate

Hi neil.

 

[neil999]

Hi neil.

whats this about?

anyway...you could call it 'bungles everton forum'

 

[anton66]

I'd spend a few hundred quid arranging a romantic evening for two so that @bizzaro can finally fulfill his lifelong ambition of entering @davek's rectum.

Money can't buy you love, but can buy you someones hairy starfish?

 

[Bungle]

whats this about?

anyway...you could call it 'bungles everton forum'

I'll be honest neil, I probably won't be taking your advice.

Money can't buy you love, but can buy you someones hairy starfish?

Precisely, money well sepnt

 

[Ihaters]

I'd make the away end mandatory seating... except the front row, and 1 in every 5 toffees thrown into the away end would be heavily laced with laxatives.

I've been reliably informed that the league position doesn't matter and as long as we go on a decent cup run (which we already are), so I guess we don't need investment... So that would be about it.

Maybe put myself in the Everton hall of fame.

 

[chicoazul]

I'd purchase all the seats in the Lower Gwladys Street end and fill the area with stinking feral dogs to see if the players noted the difference.

 

[Username]

1. Stadium upgrade, either extend Goodson or build a fresh. 2. Sign De Gea/Oblak to replace star jump. 3. Drop season ticket prices to £150 - £200 per annum. 4. More investment/scouting at grassroots level.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I'd invest half in low-risk mutual funds and give the rest to my friend who works in securities

 

[Igrok]

Make a billion people happy...

 

[SPOTTER]

Make a billion people happy...

Punch all do-gooders whilst totally mashed on immense amounts of beak.

 

[Scouse]

I'd buy a load of guns and taunt David Moyes with them