If you did come in to some money

[Azzbot]

Say.. £1million. What would be the first 3 things you'd buy with it?

 

[Blue Truth]

alot of condoms, then alot of hookers. Then a lawyer

 

[Whitebootman]

£1 Million.

No doubt my wife would like some new shoes.

If there is enough change,

Small house somewhere near Liverpool, where we could retire.

Season Ticket with a decent view.

Simple needs, must be getting old.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I would phone Bruce and TX Bill.

They both know the score.

 

[Azzbot]

I would phone Bruce and TX Bill.

They both know the score.

Go to America?

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Buy a decent sized house by the coast.....deposit a fair bit in the kids bank accounts. Then stash the rest for when needed.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Go to America?

Nah, I would phone and ask Bill what to do with it. Hes well clued up on money.

 

[Whitebootman]

I would phone Bruce and TX Bill.

They both know the score.

Secret offshore tax free accounts? I'll stick with Doddy's loft.

 

[Screech]

£500,000 into savings, spend the other £500,000 on a house + giving some money to good friends and family plus maybe for starting up a computer building business, could probably live quite easily off the interest payments alone on the £500k investment

 

[Azzbot]

Nah, I would phone and ask Bill what to do with it. Hes well clued up on money.

I'd probably buy a range of cars.

Q7, GT911 and my ultimate [Poor language removed] magnet a Reventon. Ahhhh.

Then buy a house up in Formby, and live like the footballers do

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

alot of condoms, then alot of hookers. Then a lawyer

This is much better than anything I'd ever do with it.

I think next years season ticket would be first, would get my student loans paid off, then would go buy everything I ever wanted.

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

A big house, a couple of excellent cars & a 'no expense spared' holiday for me, my family & my closest mates

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i'd open the finest pastie emporium this side of tootles and the chilli pastie would reign supreme, none of this "we've none left...do you want chicken tikka" at my gaff, the only curry pastie would be a jalfrezi with lots of fresh green chillies and in a nann type pastry.

 

[Azzbot]

i'd open the finest pastie emporium this side of tootles and the chilli pastie would reign supreme, none of this "we've none left...do you want chicken tikka" at my gaff, the only curry pastie would be a jalfrezi with lots of fresh green chillies and in a nann type pastry.

mmm. Can I have a free one for my Birthday? As well as that £20?

 

[Blue Wiz]

Spend half of it on hookers then squander the rest to get rid of the loans I have, buy some nice holidayhouse in Australia and give my nephews a nice vacation with their families.