ikea-- allright or [Poor language removed]

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i'd say [Poor language removed]

on friday i returned a wardrobe door that had started to fall apart after approx 12 months. the glue on the glass in the door had not held the glass and slid causing the arse to fall out of it.
sorry sir that colour is discontinued, we can replace the wardrobe with the darker one, but its a corner 1 with another either side so it would be a neopolitan effect, so, all doors replaced, light oak effect with dark doors.
all the rigmarole of rushing home , taking doors off, going back to returns,QUEUING, having to go back into the store to order replacements, QUEUING, going to checkout to give credit note in to pay QUEUING, going to a diff. place to collect QUEUING, getting back finally at 3.30 after 1st leaving at 10.30.
then when i've opened the bloody things up the mirrors on the corner doors are both obliterated, so i have to go through the whole shinannigans again tomorrow and hope they haven't sold them all during the bank hol.(there's no way on earth i'm going near the place today).
and they caused me to go on my hols for the weekend late and taking 3 hours to do a journey that should've taked 1 hr 15mins.

SWEDISH [Poor language removed]. and your meatballs are [Poor language removed] too !!!

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Reidy theirs a reason everything is so cheap in their!!

Its [Poor language removed].....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

it's the way you have to go all around the houses in there and the endless queuing that really winds me up.
today will be hell on earth in there..........guaranteed.

have had i close shave with my hols whicj i hadn't realised, i go on the 21st may, even bigger relief that rs are out of cl. imagine john lennon at 6:30 on the day of the game if all the rs had been going through there !!

 

[Welton Toffee]

Hell. On. Earth.

 

[McBain]

wow your ikeas sound bad.

ours are like giant blue beacons of cheap sturdy furniture topped off with $1 hot-dogs and $1 cups of cola.

A trip to ikea here is worth the designated path to get to the bargain bins near the checkouts.

Queues are short, staff are friendly and pictures of the good swedish folk who designed the stuff abound in cool posters.

Free pencils to those with none and the metal bum whos job it is to test the chairs none stop are a highlight.

I wanna work there one day.

 

[Lisa]

I love Ikea I think its awesome!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

wow your ikeas sound bad.

ours are like giant blue beacons of cheap sturdy furniture topped off with $1 hot-dogs and $1 cups of cola.

A trip to ikea here is worth the designated path to get to the bargain bins near the checkouts.

Queues are short, staff are friendly and pictures of the good swedish folk who designed the stuff abound in cool posters.

Free pencils to those with none and the metal bum whos job it is to test the chairs none stop are a highlight.

I wanna work there one day.

you have to work for mcdonalds 1st i think, although i dont know if you can carry over any stars. free pencils are good thats true but a bookies/argos biro is also free and equally compact.
top tip....if you buy a lamp from ikea then only their lampshade and bulb will fit, so get it 1st time round.