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Im going for lunch.

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The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:


Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying . It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old..

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat..

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a ...dead ringer..

And that's the truth...Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !
 
dont think i'll bother now chico not much point i aint gonna beat that. class gaz you desevre youre poam make it a good one chico.
 
dont think i'll bother now chico not much point i aint gonna beat that. class gaz you desevre youre poam make it a good one chico.

sorry. Just got it as an e.mail and found it quite interesting. sad I guess.
 
i thought you typed it a bit fast. was going to say i bet the other half appreciates those fast fingers.
 

Quotes from young kids homework that made me smile

(another e.mail I received, innocence is bliss)




Junior School Children Writing About The Sea


1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.

(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island.

If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.

(Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily

Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head.

(Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.

(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross

the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would

whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better

off eating beans.

(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.

How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always

screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big

sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.

(Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can

give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I

think they have to plug themselves into chargers.

(Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my

willy small.

(Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers

can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.

(Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was

going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up

her fanny.

(Julie age 7).
 
This one suits me down to the ground. Priceless.

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!



Not only does our technical knowledge help, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time.

Even if you don't know the answer to a question just confuse the questioner .....

Questions and Answers given by Candidates ... oh sorry they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services) – THE most difficult competition in India. Candidates are graduate Officers now.

Q .How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd RankOpted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

A. It will be wet or sink ... as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half an apple?

A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when the wheel was invented?

A : It caused a revolution.

Q. The Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

The Interviewer then said "I shall either ask you

ten easy questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!"

The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now answer this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How?" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me you would not ask a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
 
The was a young man from the Wirral,
Who was keen to chase young ladys' squirrel,
He posted loads of facts on Grand Old Team,
And made all the gayers beam,
Did I say he lived on the Wirral?


Well done pal.
 
The was a young man from the Wirral,
Who was keen to chase young ladys' squirrel,
He posted loads of facts on Grand Old Team,
And made all the gayers beam,
Did I say he lived on the Wirral?


Well done pal.

stooooooooooooopid [Poor language removed]

;) ;) ;)
 

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