Kenyon
Player Valuation: £500k
You could have gone on vacation at the start of the season, saying, "I won't miss anything." then your car breaks down and it takes three
weeks to get it repaired before you get to the airport, then you get to the airport and your flight has been cancelled until two more weeks
then you get to Beliuruze finally and spend a month getting a tan and partying then before you finally get back on your flight you get taken
off the plane for drug possession, then you go to trial which takes five months, and you're finally found guilty and get sentenced to 20 years
in prison, but you only serve 17 years and finally get off on a techincality, but it takes you another year to make it back because of passport
problems and when you finally get to Goodison and ask "What'd I miss?" You're told, "Nothing."
weeks to get it repaired before you get to the airport, then you get to the airport and your flight has been cancelled until two more weeks
then you get to Beliuruze finally and spend a month getting a tan and partying then before you finally get back on your flight you get taken
off the plane for drug possession, then you go to trial which takes five months, and you're finally found guilty and get sentenced to 20 years
in prison, but you only serve 17 years and finally get off on a techincality, but it takes you another year to make it back because of passport
problems and when you finally get to Goodison and ask "What'd I miss?" You're told, "Nothing."
