In growing toe nail new podiatrist - I asked her to take a sliver out as it was in growing - she butchered my big toe

[Joey66]

Usually carried out with NHS expertise - she might as well used an angle grinder - ouch no anaesthetic - she was new - seeing the top NHS guy now a month after this photo was taken - He was appalled she used the wrong implements ...... he is trying to get it tidied up ...... ongoing appointments still not right such a jagged cut ouch -

 

[wm02]

Legendary thread title.
Glad to see the new trend of butchered appendage threads

 

[Armaghtoffee]

@tommye any suggestions mate?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

*adds gore as a keyword to forum meta/Google description.

 

[alwaysblue]

Usually carried out with NHS expertise - she might as well used an angle grinder - ouch no anaesthetic - she was new - seeing the top NHS guy now a month after this photo was taken - He was appalled she used the wrong implements ...... he is trying to get it tidied up ...... ongoing appointments still not right such a jagged cut ouch -

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Ouch, that looks worse than @tommye finger. His twas but a scratch!!! Get well soon

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dread to see what the thread title oukd have looked like if they'd done a finger nail.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Looks really sore that Joey. Must get you out of loads of stuff like making a cuppa though?

 

[Kurt.]

Between @tommye ’s finger and joes ties we could build a new superhuman…..

Sorry, I meant subhuman

 

[Nymzee]

Not the Friday porn I was after but cheers anyway @Joey66

 

[Joey66]

Legendary thread title.
Glad to see the new trend of butchered appendage threads

I told the new guy the head one - thank god she never had a chain saw in her kit - he burst out laughing .....

 

[ste d' indica]

Half expecting someone to saw their own 'kin head off the way things are going in here of late.

 

[roydo]

I had a nasty splinter earlier after sorting the logs out.

Feel a bit inadequate if I am honest. GOT posters falling apart all over the shop.

 

[roydo]

Half expecting someone to saw their own 'kin head off the way things are going in here of late.

Getting the chain saw out next week.

As Pete would say, ........

 

[Cels]

That's disgraceful @Joey66. Thank goodness she didn't choose a career performing vasectomies.

 

[roydo]

That's disgraceful @Joey66. Thank goodness she didn't choose a career performing vasectomies.

I have a rather unsettling story about that. Kin BUPA as well.