BadWool76
Player Valuation: £20m
Remember turn it on / turn it off ? No ? Well I do and I used to love reading their hilarous listings . Got me thinking of some things of today that make smile and vice versa .
Turn it off - 1 . Alex Fergurson aka Taggart . One ludicrous outburst after another . A frankly tedious tw*t of the highest order . Dont like our changing rooms ? Then try the carpark you bulb nosed cnut .
2 . Peter Andre . Do I really need a reason ? Encompasses everything that a man shouldnt be . Would you dare go out in public with a spray on tan ? Bring back public hanging .
3 . Fat people . I would have you all shot plain and simple .
4 . Evertonians who now praise David Moyes & think we dont remember you ****ging him off and calling for his head .
5 . Deliberately scruffy middle-class meffs types who live in the boxroom of their tory voting mum & dads comfortable detached who think smackhead Pete Doherty is a bohemian genius because an equally scruffy middleclass scribe from NME told them so.
Turn it up - 1 . Festival season is almost here . Priceless .
2. The F.A Cup Final 2009 . Pant pissing excitement .
3. Huey Morgan sunday show on BBC6 . Tune in and get schooled .
4. People Under The Stairs ......kings of the mic .
5. Steven Pienaar . Class act and my player of the season
Turn it off - 1 . Alex Fergurson aka Taggart . One ludicrous outburst after another . A frankly tedious tw*t of the highest order . Dont like our changing rooms ? Then try the carpark you bulb nosed cnut .
2 . Peter Andre . Do I really need a reason ? Encompasses everything that a man shouldnt be . Would you dare go out in public with a spray on tan ? Bring back public hanging .
3 . Fat people . I would have you all shot plain and simple .
4 . Evertonians who now praise David Moyes & think we dont remember you ****ging him off and calling for his head .
5 . Deliberately scruffy middle-class meffs types who live in the boxroom of their tory voting mum & dads comfortable detached who think smackhead Pete Doherty is a bohemian genius because an equally scruffy middleclass scribe from NME told them so.
Turn it up - 1 . Festival season is almost here . Priceless .
2. The F.A Cup Final 2009 . Pant pissing excitement .
3. Huey Morgan sunday show on BBC6 . Tune in and get schooled .
4. People Under The Stairs ......kings of the mic .
5. Steven Pienaar . Class act and my player of the season