Is it just me? Or.......

Whistlin' Dixie · May 6, 2015

Is anyone else having problems with the pages on this website taking an age to load up?

Started yesterday, but getting worse now. It's not happening anywhere else - just on G.O.T. Any suggestions/ help greatly appreciated.

summerisle · May 6, 2015

It's just you

Kurt. · May 6, 2015

You're gonna need a length of 4x2, a sharp saw, a dust sheet for collection of the important particles.

1. Saw the 4x2 vigorously
2. Apply collected dust liberally over laptop.

larrygobfiend · May 6, 2015

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Is anyone else having problems with the pages on this website taking an age to load up?

Started yesterday, but getting worse now. It's not happening anywhere else - just on G.O.T. Any suggestions/ help greatly appreciated.

You need to start deleting some of your grot, mate.

Ashtonian · May 6, 2015

its chicos big head. He uploaded a picture yesterday and its slowing the severs down

Boss_Blue · May 6, 2015

Just you my friend.

Also...

Kurt said:
You're gonna need a length of 4x2, a sharp saw, a dust sheet for collection of the important particles.

1. Saw the 4x2 vigorously
2. Apply collected dust liberally over laptop.

...this.

summerisle · May 6, 2015

Bruce Wayne · May 6, 2015

Have you tried sawdust?

Deleted member 28206 · May 6, 2015

Set fire to your head and put the computer in the toilet mate, that will sort it right out.

mezzrow · May 6, 2015

Ashtonian said:
its chicos big head. He uploaded a picture yesterday and its slowing the severs down

your freudian slip is showing.

GrandOldTeam · May 6, 2015

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Is anyone else having problems with the pages on this website taking an age to load up?

Started yesterday, but getting worse now. It's not happening anywhere else - just on G.O.T. Any suggestions/ help greatly appreciated.

Checked logs and average page load is very fast. Try deleting cache. If that doesn't work, hold down Alt and press F4

bignev23 · May 6, 2015

The USB port on your computer needs oiling.

Ashtonian · May 6, 2015

mezzrow said:
your freudian slip is showing.

you have lost me there

Huyton Layne · May 6, 2015

Should buy an upgraded membership. We have some loading priority or something.

Might have made that up.

mezzrow · May 6, 2015

Ashtonian said:
you have lost me there

"what would damo do?" A bizarre thought, but...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

A Freudian slip, also called parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of an unconscious ("dynamically repressed") subdued wish, conflict, or train of thought guided by the ego and the rules of correct behaviour. They reveal a "source outside the speech". The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis.

Slips of the tongue and of the pen are the classical parapraxes, but psychoanalytic theory also embraces misreadings, mishearings, temporary forgettings, and the mislaying and losing of objects.