Is this too far?

[macaroni]

Wenger Swiss Army Giant Knife: Amazon.co.uk: Sports & Leisure

I mean, surely there's a point where this has too stop? Why not attach your house to the feckin thing?

 

[Nebbiolo]

Yes, it's too far. And at £500, too expensive.

 

[macaroni]

There's only 2 left in stock. Seriously, who the hell has been buying these? The Swiss Army??

No wonder they're crap at wars.

 

[Dom1878]

I want one.





*checks bank funds*

 

[Nebbiolo]

There's only 2 left in stock. Seriously, who the hell has been buying these? The Swiss Army??

No wonder they're crap at wars.

 

[Blue_in_london]

Why not carry your workshop with you - probably lighter, and you can sleep in it!

 

[macaroni]

Mate you could have your workshop and your workforce in that thing.

And whats that behind the scissors? Oh yes, its a photo copier, a flat screen TV and a football pitch.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I'd like to see a Scout with that in his pocket. If he fell in the water he'd sink straight to the bottom.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

is there one that includes musical instruments?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Defeats its purpose in my opinion.

You couldn't carry that around with you.

 

[toffeestillidie]

so that knife is full of things that seem worthwhile but for the most part are quite useless and definitely overpriced/overrated?

i think the name 'Wenger' might be apt

 

[Whitebootman]

I'd like to see a Scout with that in his pocket. If he fell in the water he'd sink straight to the bottom.

That's why I'm waiting for the Swiss Navy edition, it comes with scuba gear and an inflatable girlfriend.

 

[Bundy]

Is that what Arsne uses? That's awesome, i'd never find what i wanted on it though.

 

[Dylan]

I like the way it says:

Batteries: AAA batteries required. (included)

Also the description is great "The American Army has its bunker-busters and fuel-air devices. The British Army has the Challenger 2 on the ground and the Typhoon for air cover. The Swiss Army has the Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife, a weapon of Mass... umm... Mass... err... A Weapon of Mass."

 

[Rook]

so that knife is full of things that seem worthwhile but for the most part are quite useless and definitely overpriced/overrated?

i think the name 'Wenger' might be apt

More like, it looks swell but becomes utterly disapointing after you shell out big bucks for it. They should call it "The Anelka".