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Jacob Mellis (Sacked by Chelsea)

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Pootsy

Pootsy

Player Valuation: £20m
Young Midfielder sacked by Chelsea for letting off a smoke grenade. He has played in the Champions League. Is this the kind of Starlet that David Moyes should be snapping up?

Incidentally, is a smoke grenade worse that shooting someone in the leg? As you only get a fine at Chelsea for doing that!
 
Sounds like he'd suit our trench mentality.

Any good at shooting?
 
Why would a young talent sign for Moyes ? He would be dribbling out one side of his mouth and sat in a water proof chair with chronic IBS before he ever got a start under Moyes
 
scumbag76 said:
Why would a young talent sign for Moyes ? He would be dribbling out one side of his mouth and sat in a water proof chair with chronic IBS before he ever got a start under Moyes
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I think you've mistaken Moyes for Dalglish.

Vaughan, Anichebe, Coleman, Duffy, Gueye, Rodwell, Vellios, McAleny, Baxter, Barkley.... all given a chance under Moyes in recent years.
 

BoysInBlue said:
I think you've mistaken Moyes for Dalglish.

Vaughan, Anichebe, Coleman, Duffy, Gueye, Rodwell, Vellios, McAleny, Baxter, Barkley.... all given a chance under Moyes in recent years.
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Read that list again.
 
Has explosive 'pace','rocket' of a 'shot',and knows how to 'bang' them in.
Sign him up moyesie the fans will go 'ballistic' !:o
 

These puns don't really gel-ag-nite, and lack the Dynamite-ism of previously explosive material that explodes.
 
BoysInBlue said:
I think you've mistaken Moyes for Dalglish.

Vaughan, Anichebe, Coleman, Duffy, Gueye, Rodwell, Vellios, McAleny, Baxter, Barkley.... all given a chance under Moyes in recent years.
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Baxter and McAleny havent been given a chance, i'm not saying that they should have, but they haven't. McAleny has come on in one game? vs Arsenal?. Baxter gets the occasional game when we have injuries.

Gueye was bought for a million, so damn right he should have been used by now.
 
andy4efc said:
Baxter and McAleny havent been given a chance, i'm not saying that they should have, but they haven't. McAleny has come on in one game? vs Arsenal?. Baxter gets the occasional game when we have injuries.

Gueye was bought for a million, so damn right he should have been used by now.
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A million is nothing money.
 

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