January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[bluemangroup]

Im going to buy a nail and headbutt it repeatedly.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

fraud you say PED? well well, before you were brought into the club's tent as brownnose numero uno, you made a little "mistake" with Bily's boots in a competition.... the F word was bandied around then too.

Huh?

 

[maccavennie]

Im going to buy a nail and headbutt it repeatedly.

I think that's what happened to pinhead out of Hellraiser mate. Makes sense now, he must have been an Evertonian

 

[EverBlue86]

If we had the money how boss would it be to raid Wolfsburg for Perisic and De Bruyne, would probably cost around £35 mil for the pair but imagine:

Howard

Coleman Jagielka Stones Baines

Mccarthy Barkley

Perisic De Bruyne Mirallas

Lukaku

Good to dream of a Qatar takeover!

 

[AaronTheBlue]

People trying to sell the league's best rightback because he's had a few off games..

Insane.

 

[maccavennie]

Huh?

I think he's just saying on the forums there's always rumours or we are selling our best players before anyone is even interested. I've just sold Coleman for 32m in the Seamus thread

 

[AaronTheBlue]

I think he's just saying on the forums there's always rumours or we are selling our best players before anyone is even interested. I've just sold Coleman for 32m in the Seamus thread

I mean about the bilys. Boot thing

 

[maccavennie]

I mean about the bilys. Boot thing

Sorry mate didn't see that bit. Not sure what he's going on about there

 

[bluemangroup]

I think that's what happened to pinhead out of Hellraiser mate. Makes sense now, he must have been an Evertonian

If anyone knows about cruel and unusual punishment, its Evertonians.

 

[Verbal Kint]

If we had the money how boss would it be to raid Wolfsburg for Perisic and De Bruyne, would probably cost around £35 mil for the pair but imagine:

Howard

Coleman Jagielka Stones Baines

Mccarthy Barkley

Perisic De Bruyne Mirallas

Lukaku

Good to dream of a Qatar takeover!

You dream of a Qatar takeover and still have Howard in goals... Cech will do for now

 

[Verbal Kint]

Like the look of this Derby right back Cyrus Christie, ill be honest I never heard of him until he was called into the Republic squad, but I've seen him a few times since and he looks a good prospect, good speed, height and build.

 

[Blue for you]

Said it before, we should go for Cech.

He wants games, he'd be #1 here immediately upon the ink drying on his contract.

Then we'd be a weird hybrid of Everton, Wigan and Chelsea circa 2012;

Kone
Alcaraz
McCarthy
Robles
Cech
Lukaku
Eto'o
Baines
Jags
Distin etc....

Cech won't be coming to Everton whats he on 140.000 a week plus chelsea are in the league CL Fa cup league cup, if they need to rest courtois or gets hurt they will look silly if they let Cech go

 

[ijjysmith]

Cech won't be coming to Everton whats he on 140.000 a week plus chelsea are in the league CL Fa cup league cup, if they need to rest courtois or gets hurt they will look silly if they let Cech go

Common sense at last.

 

[hetion]

If we had the money how boss would it be to raid Wolfsburg for Perisic and De Bruyne, would probably cost around £35 mil for the pair but imagine:

Howard

Coleman Jagielka Stones Baines

Mccarthy Barkley

Perisic De Bruyne Mirallas

Lukaku

Good to dream of a Qatar takeover!

If you think you could get those two from Wolfsburg for £35m you're out of your tree. De Bruyne would be that alone.

 

[Groucho]

Common sense at last.

Bugger