Job centre staff & 12 days of Xmas

[Nebbiolo]

They made up an alternative song but are now in trouble after an unempolyed Birkenhead man spotted a copy. I can see the funny side but having dealt with these people in the past, I can only describe the majority (not all) as cruel bastards. I hope they get a good, stiff, telling off. Anyway, here are "their" 12 days:

THE STAFF'S ALTERNATIVE GIFTS
Twelve hunting rifles
Eleven spotty youths
Ten fleas a-leaping
Nine screaming babies
Eight P45s
Seven recovering alcoholics
Six DMAs
Five direct payments
Four Fresh Starts
Three crisis loans
Two missed EVs
And a scally in a hoodie



BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | Investigation into Jobcentre song

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Horrible people that lot

 

[Nebbiolo]

Horrible people that lot

Evil, some of them. I found that the ones that work behind the scenes doing admin are a lot nicer than the ones they stick on the counter. I had countless rows with them when I signed on in Stirling. Fortunately, they were a bit scared of me after I made an official complaint, in writing and verbally (loudly), about a member of staff racially abusing an asian woman (whispering and laughing behind her back).

 

[Vim Fuego]

I once shafted a whore who "worked" at the job centre, and i made sure that she slept on the wet patch.

Karma, i think you'll agree.

 

[Nebbiolo]

I once shafted a whore who "worked" at the job centre, and i made sure that she slept on the wet patch.

Karma, i think you'll agree.

But was it good? I always had a fancy for evil birds. I think it started with the wicked witch in Snow White and progressed from there!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

they forget to include somewhere

a jobsworth at the d.s.s.
6 deadend jobs....no prospects
working for [Poor language removed] all
and after 6 months redundancy

 

[Vim Fuego]

But was it good? I always had a fancy for evil birds. I think it started with the wicked witch in Snow White and progressed from there!

I have to admit, she drained my spuds like no other.( apart from a girl off nsno,Welsh,but nonetheless memorable )

 

[neonleon]

I once shafted a whore who "worked" at the job centre, and i made sure that she slept on the wet patch.

Karma, i think you'll agree.

99.9999% of women who work at the dole are morbidly obese.

you bad lad.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I've had the misfortune of going to the social in Birkenhead, they love making you sit for 5 hours surrounded by smackheads drinking Skol super, like it wasn't bad enough having my flat broken into. They have to be some of the most horrible little tw@s around.They start off young torturing animals, then they either grow up to be serial killers or get jobs at the DSS

 

[Vim Fuego]

Not this one skip,she had a visable rib cage.

 

[neonleon]

Not this one skip,she had a visable rib cage.

I bet she didnt.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Do you mind!

I have standards you know.

She may have been scum but she was far from ugly, despite my previous indulgance in several tankards of mead.

 

[Nebbiolo]

I have to admit, she drained my spuds like no other.( apart from a girl off nsno,Welsh,but nonetheless memorable )

I remember those "types"

 

[uknightbreed]

Not this one skip,she had a visable rib cage.

hanging from her teeth ?

last time i went to the job center i can only describe the workers as the cast from prisoner cell block h.

complete bastards the lot of them.

i just hope that one day everyone has a job, then all the jobcenter workers would be made redundant becouse they wont be needed and then would be the only people out of work.

 

[Slight_Return]

They made up an alternative song but are now in trouble after an unempolyed Birkenhead man spotted a copy. I can see the funny side but having dealt with these people in the past, I can only describe the majority (not all) as cruel bastards. I hope they get a good, stiff, telling off. Anyway, here are "their" 12 days:

THE STAFF'S ALTERNATIVE GIFTS
Twelve hunting rifles
Eleven spotty youths
Ten fleas a-leaping
Nine screaming babies
Eight P45s
Seven recovering alcoholics
Six DMAs
Five direct payments
Four Fresh Starts
Three crisis loans
Two missed EVs
And a scally in a hoodie



BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | Investigation into Jobcentre song

horrifying

and

atrocious...

someone with the intelligence to write cogent sentences that actually apply to the season is working at the DSS. im flabbergasted.