John Stones transfer saga

[ianefc]

Word on the street is that Stonesy has handed in a transfer request to play guitar in Kasabian.

Have you rang the Everton shop?

 

[bizzaro]

Right I understand that, but she's just an player doing what she was told, obviously it was a mistake RE the online side of it, she may also of done what I did and saw his name wasn't there in terms of number order. But it was no lie from what she said, I said I was bobbing down tomorrow as I wanted it for the weekend but was 30 minute drive, she said not to as it would be a wasted journey.

Yes but mate. How would kitbag who would tell her know anything?

Kitbag aren't Everton mate.

Do kitbag have a mole in Martinez' office?

 

[royalblue66]

Tbh I didn't speak to kit bag, I spoke to a woman at the Everton shop who said as far as she was aware the shirt was no longer avaliable with that nane on the back

She is most probably a Kopite, mate.

 

[bring the ghost on]

Have you rang the Everton shop?

Yes mate.

 

[AndyC]

With all the shat that goes on Twitter, why doesn't someone shut it down?

 

[ianefc]

She is most probably a Kopite, mate.

She seemed decent, I fear I acted hastily, but nothing winds me up more then when someone says something that we as Evertonians would not like to hear is BS just because it's on Twitter, just like some idiots did when the Ross Barkley being injured on the eve of last season news broke and what happened there? So I googled to openening times saw they were opened until8 and thought I'd chance my arm.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Clever move by Jose to sneak someone into the Everton kitbag shop and refuse to print Stones on the shirt and thereby sow worry and fear. He's underhand but you have to give him credit for inventiveness when the usual media tactics are running dry.

 

[sd_1992]

clev and deulofeu aren't in number order on the store.... i take it we are selling them too....

 

[bizzaro]

She seemed decent, I fear I acted hastily, but nothing winds me up more then when someone says something that we as Evertonians would not like to hear is BS just because it's on Twitter, just like some idiots did when the Ross Barkley being injured on the eve of last season news broke and what happened there? So I googled to openening times saw they were opened until8 and thought I'd chance my arm.

Yes but mate. She's not on twitter. Shes in the everton shop

 

[Woolly Blue]

The tweet about the name on the shirt is true, just rang the club selected option 3 then 3 again explained I wanted the name on the back and they said they won't be putting it on the back and it's not avaliable on the drop down on the online store, which also is true.

Charge your battery up lad.

 

[bizzaro]

Clever move by Jose to sneak someone into the Everton kitbag shop and refuse to print Stones on the shirt and thereby sow worry and fear. He's underhand but you have to give him credit for inventiveness when the usual media tactics are running dry.

My thoughts too

 

[thirdmantackle]

José is everywhere.
He's like Sauron and the evil eye of Mordor

 

[caught]

Yes but mate. How would kitbag who would tell her know anything?

Kitbag aren't Everton mate.

Do kitbag have a mole in Martinez' office?

Wait, 'office' or 'orifice'? One of those might be in the affirmitive.

 

[ianefc]

Charge your battery up lad.

I know feel like an Australian tail ender

 

[njligernj]

Still available on the website.

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Whenever someone posts a screenshot I always hope they've left an embarrassing tab open or something ... full points for the search box easter egg.