Joke and random stuff

[Dylan]

A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB:
$1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, I am.

The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'

 

[Dylan]

"The Babes of Oktoberfest"

Two best things in the world ever:

The Babes of Oktoberfest at Kontraband

 

[Vim Fuego]

That's a rather delightful link you've posted there Dylan.

Bookmarked.