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Jokes Thread
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chrismpw
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Whats a video shop?
I think that was meant for the 'Things that remind you of your younger days' thread. lol
Chris O'Connor
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Bishop Thumpety-Thump
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Bishop Thumpety-Thump
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I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but, for the life of me, I can’t remember the surname of the one called Jane....See More
Philw
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Doesn't really work the same on here....
Bishop Thumpety-Thump
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Do you want to hear a joke about potassium?
Not really.
K.
Not really.
K.
Alanbileysfeathercut
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Got offered a 4k 56 inch tv for £100 ,not knock off,only thing wrong was the volume control.
Couldn't turn it down...........
Couldn't turn it down...........
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
Two men walk in a pub.
First one gets ready to go to the bar, saying to the second "what are you having Donkey?"
Donkey says "I'll h-h-have a p-p-pint of G-G-Guinness"
The first man goes to the bar and says "two pints of Guinness please, one for me, one for my pal Donkey over there"
They drink up and then Donkey goes to get a round in.
"T-t-two p-p-pints of G-G-Guinness p-p-please"
As the barman pulls the pints he says "I think it's unfair the way he calls you donkey all the time"
Donkey says "It's fine, he-aw he-aw he always calls me that"
First one gets ready to go to the bar, saying to the second "what are you having Donkey?"
Donkey says "I'll h-h-have a p-p-pint of G-G-Guinness"
The first man goes to the bar and says "two pints of Guinness please, one for me, one for my pal Donkey over there"
They drink up and then Donkey goes to get a round in.
"T-t-two p-p-pints of G-G-Guinness p-p-please"
As the barman pulls the pints he says "I think it's unfair the way he calls you donkey all the time"
Donkey says "It's fine, he-aw he-aw he always calls me that"
I saw the mother in law getting beaten up by six men. The missus said "Aren't you going to help?" I said "no, six should be enough"