2020/21 Jonas Lossl

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Jonas Lossl - 2020/21 Player Performance Thread

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[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Bloody hell he's still here apparently!

I'll just repost what I put last year, as I doubt anybody read it

"If he plays more than 5 times for us this season we've either gone deep into a Cup or something has gone terribly wrong with Pickford

Either way, I'm glad to sponsor him

Why don't we learn a bit more about him eh?

From Kolding in Denmark, Lossl started out in the youth ranks of his local team in 1996 before moving to FC Midtyjlland in 2004. He was there until 2014, where he travelled to Holland before moving on to Mainz in Germany and eventually Huddersfield in 2017

He has played 313 competitive club games in his career and has also turned out once for Denmark

At 6 foot 5 inches, he's clearly a man who ate a lot of open sandwiches in his younger days

As mentioned earlier, he's probably not going to play for us much this season barring some serious injury/suspension issues, but he seems like he should be a reasonably safe pair of hands as a backup, and I'm sure we'll all support him whenever duty calls from him to get betwixt the sticks for our beloved Blues!

Godt at have dig her hos Everton Jonas! "

 

[evertondotcom]

Where is he?

 

[mos6141]

Where is he?

Might be looking for a team to be first choice so that he can go to euros as backup to Kasper Schmeichel

 

[Curtis]

I heard rumors that since he just spends his time frittering on the bench, he developed a gambling problem and ran afoul of some brutal gangstar types. So when keane tripped a couple times during the match it was probably a buried lossl or he could just picked up a knock who knows

 

[ilikecheese]

I heard rumors that since he just spends his time frittering on the bench, he developed a gambling problem and ran afoul of some brutal gangstar types. So when keane tripped a couple times during the match it was probably a buried lossl or he could just picked up a knock who knows

Guessing these are the same gangsters that had cornered Ross Barkley a few years ago?

 

[Zatara]

Looks like we will sell him. Sent on loan in Jan of course and now dropped for Virginia.

Got him on a free, good to get some cash in for him.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Virgina did OK last night as a stand in.

so the fact he didn't play is no great lossl

 

[Deleted member 48881]

He is a solid back up keeper, we need to have him in case Pickford goes berserk at some point.

 

[Terrarian]

where's this dude gone then, he must be on his way out if Virginia played the other night, that means we must be getting a keeper in then hopefully,keep Pickford on his toes. If Pickford can sort his head out all is not lost yet.

 

[TheBigIguana]

He is a solid back up keeper, we need to have him in case Pickford goes berserk at some point.

Prefer we got a real challenger in for Pickford's spot with whoever isn't playing backing up.

 

[everton1953]

I am at a loss to explain where he is and why we still have him.

 

[Anti]

well this signing is pointless isn't it, I thought we would have been given a chance at least but if he can't even start for cup games then send him packing

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Virgina did OK last night as a stand in.

so the fact he didn't play is no great lossl

Nice....

 

[Blues Harp]

Get rid...sorry Mikey but he's turd