Just went to make a pot noodle...

[GrandOldTeam]

... and on the sachet of soy sauce it read;

Did you know you use more calories eating celery than you do gain?

Fascinating stuff.

Theres also 50% less salt across the not noodle range than in 2005. Great. Makes you wonder how much they had in it in the first place....

Just thought id share that all with you.

As you were people....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

pot noodles are disgusting, heres a fact they dont tell you.........

you can make real noodles quicker than a pot noodle.

 

[chicoazul]

Has it really got that bad on here?

logs off*

 

[chicoazul]

Doctor, MY EYES".

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i am eating tennesse choc chunk cookies.
full pack.

 

[Dylan]

Refers back to Red Dwarf regarding pot noodles.

Nothing beats a good bowl of Ramen.

 

[McBain]

If I could only get pot noodles here....

What your order of noodle?

1 Pot Noodle for sure

2 Fantastic Xtra Saucy Barbeque Beef

3 Mi Goreng Satay Indo style

My suggestion is to mix the Mi Goreng and the Xtra Saucy...its noodle heaven

 

[TX Bill]

McBain is my noodle hero.

 

[Gazdalf]

I have won an official spinning fork. I rock.

 

[Chris]

... and on the sachet of soy sauce it read;

Did you know you use more calories eating celery than you do gain?

Fascinating stuff.

Theres also 50% less salt across the not noodle range than in 2005. Great. Makes you wonder how much they had in it in the first place....

Just thought id share that all with you.

As you were people....

That is pretty shocking English!

 

[Whitebootman]

That is pretty shocking English!

Pot noodles ruin your grandmar

 

[evertonianstu]

Pot Noodles aint bad if your just looking for a quick snack. Loaded with sugar though, even with the 50% cut out.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

That is pretty shocking English!

Can tell I had a few last night.

In saying that, I don’t need to prove my intelligence on here. My qualifications do that for me, rather well. In fact, with regards to English, I can't be any further qualified in terms of qualifications, apart from studying English at degree level.

Colloquial language is a bitch ay?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Scooby Doo calls them Rot Noodles for a reason.