Killer Chimps

[Bundy]

BONG

Chimp victim 'lost eyes, nose and jaw'
Sounds like something out of a horror movie. 90 kg is a beast, that thing would take most people down.

 

[chicoazul]

Thats horrific.

We've got World News for that, its [Poor language removed] unless preceeded by a BONG.

 

[Bundy]

Ok fixed that.

 

[chicoazul]

Put it in World News then.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

monkeys are evil bastards, and vivious. got well mugged in bali, the place is full of temples, the temples are full of monkeys, they have every scam going apart from "mind your car mister", they jump at you with teeth bared and everythin'. we went down the aptly named monkey forest lane expecting to find a nice eatery and ended up in the bronx of monkeydom, we were like the warriors trying to make it home, we got well seen off without tails between our legs, thee were feckin thousands of them ready to attack.

apart from that Bali is in my top 5 of world destinations.

for cheapnessness it would come out top, Bali can be seen cheaply.

 

[Scottoffee]

Same at a place in Malaysia - they don't let you take any food in your backpack/pockets.

You are 100% going home either shortless or bagless, after the gangs of little bastards rip the whole thing off you and [Poor language removed] into the forest - No fear these things any more.

Also - who in their right mind has a pet monkey?!... Michael Jackson?...