Know your State motto

[monty]

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO (Courtesy Rad Field, 55)
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(I don't understand half of these but those from over the pond might)
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> Alabama
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> Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
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> Alaska
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> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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> Arizona
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> Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
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> Arkansas
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> Literacy Ain't Everythang.
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> California
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> By 30, Our Women Have More
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> Plastic Than Your Honda.
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> Colorado
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> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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> Connecticut
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> Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
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> Delaware
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> We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
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> Florida
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> Ask Us About Our Grand kids
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> And Our Voting Skills.
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> Georgia
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> We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
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> Hawaii
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> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
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> (Death To Mainlanders, Leave Your Money)
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> Idaho
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> More Than Just Potatoes.
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> Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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> Illinois
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> Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
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> Indiana
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> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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> Iowa
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> We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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> Kansas
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> First Of The Rectangle States
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> Kentucky
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> Five Million People;
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> Fifteen Last Names
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> Louisiana
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> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
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> Maine
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> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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> Maryland
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> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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> Massachusetts
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> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s
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> Michigan
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> First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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> Minnesota
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> 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
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> Mississippi
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> Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
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> Missouri
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> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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> Montana
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> Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest
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> Elections
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> Nebraska
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> Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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> Nevada
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> Hookers and Poker!
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> New Hampshire
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> Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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> New Jersey
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> You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
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> I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
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> New Mexico
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> Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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> New York
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> You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
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> You Have The Right To An Attorney
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> And No Right To Self Defense!
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> North Carolina
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> Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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> North Dakota
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> We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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> Ohio
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> At Least We're Not Michigan
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> Oklahoma
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> Like The Play, But No Singing
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> Oregon
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> Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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> Pennsylvania
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> Cook With Coal
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> Rhode Island
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> We're Not REALLY An Island
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> South Carolina
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> Remember The Civil War?
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> Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!
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> South Dakota
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> Closer Than North Dakota
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> Tennessee
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> Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
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> Texas
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> Se Hable Ingles
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> Utah
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> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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> Vermont
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> Too liberal for the Kennedys
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> Virginia
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> Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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> Washington
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> Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
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> West Virginia
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> One Big Happy Family...Really!
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> Wisconsin
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> Come Cut the Cheese!
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> Wyoming
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> Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared.
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> Home of Brokeback Mountain
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> The District of Columbia
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> The Work-Free Drug Place
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[Latch]

From what little i know about the State's, a few of them motto's have more than a ring of truth to them !

It might be a laugh Monty to think of some motto's for the counties in this country !

 

[SuitsBlue]

"Yes, But It's A Dry Heat." - private Hudson

 

[monty]

From what little i know about the State's, a few of them motto's have more than a ring of truth to them !

It might be a laugh Monty to think of some motto's for the counties in this country !

The old brain box is now in gear, will you do Wales latch!

 

[Latch]

The old brain box is now in gear, will you do Wales latch!

I will Mont but anybody is free to come up with any suggestions, something a bit more original than sheep though lads.

 

[SuitsBlue]

"sit next to a real fire, buy a cottage in wales"

 

[Rob]

"Wales, Our aim in life is to beat England at something, somehow, somewhere."

 

[Latch]

Good try lads, still not original enough !

 

[bluekiwi]

Wales, a country full of rugby players, leeks and beautiful women ... well, 2 outta 3 ain't bad!

 

[bluekiwi]

BTW, not sure if this is the state motto, but on the number plates of New Hampshire cars it says "Live free or die" - honest, spent over a month there while waiting for the flak of 911 to settle down so we could fly outta there!

 

[monty]

Good try lads, still not original enough !

Wales, home of the Irishmen who couldn't swim (sorry mate)

 

[Rob]

I'm quite proud of mine... come on latch, it was good for me!

 

[monty]

I'm quite proud of mine... come on latch, it was good for me!

No not bad Rob but they do beat us regularly at rugby, leek tossing, sheep herding and dog trials. Their water is also far nicer than ours even when ours comes from Wales, they piss in it for export or something

 

[Latch]

I'm quite proud of mine... come on latch, it was good for me!

It was Rob, but we want motto's for countie's not country's, that bit harder eh !

 

[Latch]

No not bad Rob but they do beat us regularly at rugby, leek tossing, sheep herding and dog trials. Their water is also far nicer than ours even when ours comes from Wales, they piss in it for export or something

But we only do that to compensate for any leaky pipes along the way