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Kopite hypocrisy!!

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daza_1973

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When I arrived at work this Monday morning I was treated to the sight of my Kopite workmate racing around the workplace in glassy-eyed euphoria - shouting, laughing and just generally being an A-typical gob*hite.

For a few moments I feared I had been teleported into the future like on some episode of the series lost - as it was clear something wonderful had happened to the shi*e, maybe they had won the European cup on penalties (again:P) or maybe stevie-g had been given a Knighthood for his services to the community......

But no after a short while I remembered they 'beat Man u':huh:

Then my mind went back to the mid-to-late ninety's when our beloved team had a strange sort of strangle-hold on Merseyside derbys, and I remembered that after several satisfying victories over the Shi*e I was always shot down with taunts of - playing / beating us is your cup final - the highlight of your season etc ...etc .....

So with this opportunity for revenge I put it to the cnut - " beating utd you're cup final now is it?"
Knowing full well I'd got the better of him the froth started to form round his kopite trap - and the usual tirade of how many european trophies have you won...etc etc...followed, but I could see it in his eyes I had the pr*ck banged to rights!! - what satisfaction(y)

I have to admit I'm very objective about my team and win, lose or draw I always pick over the bones of a game on Monday morning , but why do the majority of kopites never ever mention football when they lose - no debate on boro the other week, not a squeak after draws with wigan or stoke - But win their Cup Final against Utd - and I'm reaching for my ear-defenders!!!!!

So its official! - for my workmate at least the Shi*es target for a successful campaign has now been curtailed to winning a league game against man u - Wow what ambition :lol:
 
When I arrived at work this Monday morning I was treated to the sight of my Kopite workmate racing around the workplace in glassy-eyed euphoria - shouting, laughing and just generally being an A-typical gob*hite.

For a few moments I feared I had been teleported into the future like on some episode of the series lost - as it was clear something wonderful had happened to the shi*e, maybe they had won the European cup on penalties (again:P) or maybe stevie-g had been given a Knighthood for his services to the community......

But no after a short while I remembered they 'beat Man u':huh:

Then my mind went back to the mid-to-late ninety's when our beloved team had a strange sort of strangle-hold on Merseyside derbys, and I remembered that after several satisfying victories over the Shi*e I was always shot down with taunts of - playing / beating us is your cup final - the highlight of your season etc ...etc .....

So with this opportunity for revenge I put it to the cnut - " beating utd you're cup final now is it?"
Knowing full well I'd got the better of him the froth started to form round his kopite trap - and the usual tirade of how many european trophies have you won...etc etc...followed, but I could see it in his eyes I had the pr*ck banged to rights!! - what satisfaction(y)

I have to admit I'm very objective about my team and win, lose or draw I always pick over the bones of a game on Monday morning , but why do the majority of kopites never ever mention football when they lose - no debate on boro the other week, not a squeak after draws with wigan or stoke - But win their Cup Final against Utd - and I'm reaching for my ear-defenders!!!!!

So its official! - for my workmate at least the Shi*es target for a successful campaign has now been curtailed to winning a league game against man u - Wow what ambition :lol:

Lol how sad to be happy with just beating manure in the league which they will win again, shows you for what they are a **** football team
 
I was unfortunate to be working with a kopite on saturday afternoon when they beat United, and he was telling complete strangers they won 4-1. He kept on bringing me into it and time after time i replied saying "so what, why are you telling me? Have Everton been beaten? I am only concerned with my club" His behaviour was like they had actually won silverware. Without doubt this was, and has been for years now, Liverpool's cup final, yet United will equal their Championship record of 18 at the end of May leaving the RS worried once reallity sets in.
 

The reaction since Saturday has destroyed forever that Benitez jibe about 'small clubs'. They've made a complete ******* show of themselves celebrating their cup final win. It almost made it worth it. :lol:
 
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