Ladyboy

[kikoefc]

Taken from the BBC gossip website:

Liverpool striker Fernando Torres has admitted he would one day like to appear on Dancing On Ice. When asked how he had settled into life on Merseyside the 24-year-old said he enjoyed English TV and that the ITV show is "very artistic and elegant to watch. One day perhaps you may see me on the programme too". (Daily Star)

Now I would definitely watch that!!!

 

[Adamefc1]

Fernando Torres Liverpool's Number 9

 

[Bundy]

test test

 

[heatmeiser]

I'd keep voting him in too.

And then I'd laugh when he does a 'Michael' and his ankle snaps.

Or when that fit polish brunette slides over his achilles with her sharp blade feet.

 

[Whitebootman]

A lot of that team have been skating on thin ice for a while. As they say in the theatre, 'break a leg'.