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GhostOfDixie

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Delusional, Arrogant, Blind, Soul-less, Unintelligent,

Collectively yes, some I know including my own family are not like that, they understand the game, and what the game is all about - and that it's not about getting one over on your closest rivals, it's about giving the fans that feeling you get when you win a game.

But collectively Liverpool are arrogant, and completed deluded into believing they are actually a great club with a great chance to win trophies.

Go over to RAWK and they have a thread about laughing at us. Well their problem has been for too long the same old [Poor language removed] - setting the expectations far beyond what they are quite capable of reaching, and this season for the first time they are being found out in a big way.

It's been 20 years since they last one the league, We won it 22 years ago. Apart from the CL win, they have achieved nothing worthy of their elevated sense of importance.

But this is heightened by the ultra weapon that they employ to coach these whiny diving cheating horrible bastards.

His arrogance compared to say Ferguson's is cheapened by how he does things, and err, facts. Maybe Ferguson should pull out a sheet of paper at his next press conference and reel off what he has won in the last 24 years as manager of United, and as a footnote what he achieved at Aberdeen also.

The arrogance however cascades downwards to other players like Carragher, who is unable to believe that he can ever give away a foul or penalty, like it's not supposed to pan out that way.

Gerrard, who clearly believes himself to be above the law and unable to pay his dues for his crimes. Unlike are very own Scottish legend who took his jail time on the chin, and is respected for it.

Torres, who acts all tough and the big man, but would ******* [Poor language removed] himself if one of the bulls turns round and wastes the freckly tit.

The rest of them are just average footballers who would never get in any other top 4 club.

I also remember hearing Ray Houghton this week mention that since taking over from Goggly eyes 5 or 6 years back, there is only 2 signings he has made that have made the team better and that's Torres and Reina.

How much has he spent? 200m? It's quite a lot, and you compare that to how much we have spent, and how much more of a team we have then they have.

They moan that they have key players out also, but we had 3 or 4 key players out, they only have 2 key players in their whole squad.

So I thought as those badge wearing losers are laughing at us, feel free to laugh right back.

:lol:
 

It's time to get real, Rafael Benitez | Liverpool - Times Online

Yet, for a man whose hands are tied, Benitez has a remarkable knack of getting his fingers on the chequebook. Since joining Liverpool in June 2004, he has spent an estimated £256m on players and recouped £134m through sales. His £122m net outlay is outstripped by Chelsea’s over the same period but otherwise Benitez’s poverty pleas seem emptier than Nick Griffin’s skull. United are down just £27m on player trading and Arsenal are in profit by the same amount. And look at Benitez’s volume of activity: 79 permanent signings, 63 sales and 82 loans in and out. That all means Liverpool have completed a transfer transaction for every eight days and 18 hours of their manager’s reign. Players booking into Casa Rafael should request an hourly room rate.
 

Yeah its hilarious to watch whats happening to them at the moment, they fully deserve it.

During their game today one of the American commentators was waffling on about how important the 3 points were to them and wouldnt shut up all game talking about them.

Eventually his co-commentator pointed out how the 3 points were also important to Stoke and he didn't like that.
 
Yeah its hilarious to watch whats happening to them at the moment, they fully deserve it.

During their game today one of the American commentators was waffling on about how important the 3 points were to them and wouldnt shut up all game talking about them.

Eventually his co-commentator pointed out how the 3 points were also important to Stoke and he didn't like that.

Well the Sky commentator mentioned that it may be strange without being able to talk about The Big 4 anymore, Andy Gray failed to comment, some kind of gagging order by the hairy hand freak!
 
Apologies if posted already:

Liverpool FC End of Season Christmas Dinner.

Menu is as follows:

Starter - Sour Grapes.
Main course - Plaice (probably seventh possibly sixth)
Pudding - Selection from Kuyt, N'Gog, Lucas, Dossena or Degan.
Drinks - Available but strichtly no doubles, trebles and no Carling Premier. There will also be a selection of wines served by some fat spanish bloke with a dodgy beard.

Please note that dress code is strictly 'late 80's' to celebrate the last league title.

All drinks will be served in plastic glasses as cups are not on the agenda again this season.

For entertainment Rafael Benitez will be doing his party trick of making £200 million disappear into thin air with **** all to show for it.
 

What really makes me laugh is that they STILL have supporters who think that there's really nothing that wrong and that they'll "be back up there" next season like normal service resumed.

I've got some bad news for 'em.

They can now be classed by the media in the same group as Everton, Villa, Spurs, and City now.

There isn't any big 4 anymore.
 
reminds me of an episode of Men Behaving Badly, one of the final ones I believe. Gary tells George and Anthea that are going to be closing the office down, to which George dismisses it and says, I can't see it happening.

Well it's ******* well happening isn't it?
 
Just read on SSN what Danny Murphy had to say about the fact that Rafael has to go and the [Poor language removed] fans are really disjointed it appears after reading their funny comments.
 

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