Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
Spare a thought for the TV executives who thought they would broadcast the distressing scenes of a cock fight between relegation-haunted Everton and Luton to a nation of gleeful voyeuristic sadists.
The idea of televising FIVE straight Everton games in a row was to onanate over the demise of our club. The very idea that we might win three of them - including the derby - to make the final game redundant as a death match never occurred to them.
To be fair, it never really occurred to us either...
The idea of televising FIVE straight Everton games in a row was to onanate over the demise of our club. The very idea that we might win three of them - including the derby - to make the final game redundant as a death match never occurred to them.
To be fair, it never really occurred to us either...