mags

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

you cant beat it at work, coming across an 'arl mag collection. usually all the favs are in there fiesta, razzle, escort , parade etc.
i always reckon the best birds are in club so tend to go for them first. torture really when your in some dirty draughty factory on nights and your sat looking at birds who arent shy.

 

[coyney]

you cant beat it at work, coming across an 'arl mag collection. usually all the favs are in there fiesta, razzle, escort , parade etc.
i always reckon the best birds are in club so tend to go for them first. torture really when your in some dirty draughty factory on nights and your sat looking at birds who arent shy.

When I worked at Plesseys before going into nursing I was shopsteward and I was the guy who had all the mags because I had a lockeralthough they were not mine some woman there thought I was the porn baron

 

[tezzathelezza]

you cant beat it at work, coming across an 'arl mag collection. usually all the favs are in there fiesta, razzle, escort , parade etc.
i always reckon the best birds are in club so tend to go for them first. torture really when your in some dirty draughty factory on nights and your sat looking at birds who arent shy.

Reidy lad, I suvived many a lonely night in my single man room with this type of publication bought from the local porner shop. I have to admit it, i had qiute a stash, well over two hundred. but the wierd thing is...........i'd never ever bought a wank mag in my life. Ever!
These all date back to the middle to late 80's and were clearly handed down from the lads that left the forces.

The worst image (BIRD) ever was from a well ruffled Escort circa 1989-90., under the title........................
"THE BEARED CLAM".
She was fit as [Poor language removed], bit af a latin thing goin on, but on the flip side, she had a teen wolf hair issue that needed to be addresed.

Needless to say, when I left her majestys finest (RAF), i gave strict orders to the next owner that he has a care of duty like no other, and to look after them. Bet they are worth a fortune now.

Oh, just one more thing..... Bring back good VHS porn, none of this multi-angle DVD [Poor language removed].

 

[chicoazul]

Im picturing bush all over the place in those mags T-dog you monster.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

there was non of this brazilian stuff going on in those days , the old landing strip was as trimmed as they got.
fiesta's readers wives were the bushiest birds on the planet.

 

[tezzathelezza]

PORNOGRAPHERS.........

When positioning your centrefolds, try to avoid putting the staples directly over the models' genitals. Not only are they what we've paid to see, it also looks somewhat uncomfortable for the young ladies concerned.

*end of rant*

 

[chicoazul]

Viz's Top Tips, were and still are fantastic stuff.

 

[Dylan]

When I was on a boat, we used to have a 'porn stash' with hundreds of magazines of pretty much every type of porn bar child porn. Some really disgusting stuff in there. Basically, you could borrow and add, but never take for keeps.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I'm sure there is a cheap porno mag lying in the hedge near my house. I keep getting glimpses of it as a drive past and it looks like a porno i cant be sure, and i dont wanna get out and have a look in case someone thinks i'm stealing it.

I'm hoping some 10 year old boy will find it and have the happiest day of his life.

 

[SuitsBlue]

me and jo guest had an understanding...