Man tries to sell his wife on eBay

[Bruce Wayne]

A man from Hemel Hempsted recently tried to sell his wife on eBay

But then he urges people not to bid on her because she is worth ’sod all’.

 

[Rob]

I recently tried to sell this....

but in the end, I had to pay some american idiots 100 billion pounds just to take it off my hands, and even they were unhappy with it claiming that they...

a - dont like scandanavians
b - dont like gobshites
c - dont like bald fat spanish prats.

 

[Nebbiolo]

A man from Hemel Hempsted recently tried to sell his wife on eBay

But then he urges people not to bid on her because she is worth ’sod all’.

I'd need to see a photo before I bid

 

[Nebbiolo]

Here she is

I think I'll not bother bidding

 

[coyney]

I recently tried to sell this....

but in the end, I had to pay some american idiots 100 billion pounds just to take it off my hands, and even they were unhappy with it claiming that they...

a - dont like scandanavians
b - dont like gobshites
c - dont like bald fat spanish prats.

 

[coyney]

Here she is

I think I'll not bother bidding

Id better hide this from my wife ,she apparently thinks its compulsory to bid on everything on E-bay